Saturday, 21 January 2017

The Inauguration In Pictures

Old Knudsen's unbiased report of the Inauguration of Donald J Trump. A banshee was heard crying in the distance, all the crosses in the churches fell to the ground and the sky cried in mourning.

Reports around the cuntry say that thousands of delicate Bernie supporters died of severe melancholy and broken hearts.


The crowd didn't care, "stop crying and shut up" was what they shouted at the snowflake liberal sky. 

Was she preaching or praying? No one really knew. All they knew was she went on and on. Trump stood there all self conscious wondering how ridiculous he looked with his eyes closed. Melania can't close her eyes, thanks to the Botox the poor lass can barely blink.

The Speaker of the House who was initially against Trump seemed to be the happiest person there.

Well not as happy as this guy or the Asian surrounded by white folk. Did he put white powder on his face?

Then that rapist guy from that TV show was made President.

He gave a long speech about how the government were crap and got rich and spent money all around the world while Americans got poorer but that was going to stop thanks to him and his super rich buddies.

He never once mentioned his foreign factories that took jobs away from lazy Americans or how he hires cheap immigrants if he can.   

Obama and Bush had to sit there while Trump slagged them off by implying incompetence and corruption at all levels over decades.

He channeled Hitler when he said that God was on the side of the Americans and they were the chosen ones then he chanted America First! ... Not to be confused with the fascist group Britain First or when Theresa May says British First when she condemns immigrants.

Sane viewers must have wished for a turn coat like George Washington to save us from this tyrant but it never happened. All those military with guns and bayonets and none of them were even tempted.

Then there were yet more prayers. For a secular nation that separates religion and government as per the Constitution there was sure a lot of Gog bothering. Three preachers, no Muslim or Buddhist preachers though.

Some master race teenager with a horrible deep nasally voice sang the national anthem. Certainly no Beyoncé that's for sure.

The white people put their hands where they thought their hearts were and we found a black guy.

The crowd .... well one person loved the fuck out of the singing. Is that Taylor Swift there incognito?

We found another one of those darkie types just in time for the rich people to go inside out of the rain for some lunch after a hard days swearing in.

Trump gathered his klan around the table to discuss werld domination even though he had just said he was done with the werld and just wanted to build roads an shit and to increase the size of the military to deal with the border .... I'm assuming he means the Mexican one.

You could tell that lunch was on his mind though. Paul Ryan is saying, "can someone get some lobster in here?" .... he's a good toady.

Out in the hall people were looking at their phones in between pretending to be interested in old dudes talking to them.

Carson the Secretary of Housing and inner city gangs development is figuring out how to kill 12 people and make it look like natural causes so he can become President.

Michael Flynn, Trump's national security adviser was seated beside a special guest of honor. 

It was a bit embarrassing when a homeless looking bag lady found her way in and started ranting at the guests. Turned out to be Kellyanne Conway. Get an oil treatment for that dead thing on yer head for fucks sake. 

The only ethnic people at the luncheon were a former President, some military and some waiting staff. The room was almost as white as the crowd standing out in the rain. 

Hillary looked rested, sexy and presidential as fuck. I wonder how many times someone said to her, "that should be you up there" I bet a lot.  

Well if you sneered at Libtards comparing Trump to Hitler go and listen to some of his speeches about how God was on their side and Deutschland über alles. If you thought it sucked to be a minority in the US before then just wait.

Anyways I hope you enjoyed the Inauguration, I'm sure his second one in 4 years time will be just as entertaining.    

Thursday, 19 January 2017

Sieg Heil To The Chief

When Hillary didn't win the election I knew right away something was off. It was a fixed point in time that was tampered with probably by evil time travelers that are not me.

Even Trump was getting ready to do a Farage and declare everything rigged, the only people confident in a Trump win had snow on their boots.

  9 out of 10 Russian spies prefer Trump

Tomorrow ushers in a new era. I would like to be confident that Trump only played to the right wing bigots to get into power so he could change things for the better but I'd be naive to think that. 

He comes into office with the lowest approval rating that an incoming President has had in over 4 decades. He constantly Tweets his stream of consciousness opinions calling people, companies and things in general names and boasting about himself. Screaming FAKE NEWS! as he types his bold faced lies.

     Even god kings with their massive slave armies bleed

The GOP bolstered by their future leader tried to get rid of the ethics department but a backlash canceled that. They then voted to gut healthcare to get rid of Obamacare. They had years to come up with a substitute but have nothing. It is projected that 18 million people will be without healthcare in 2018.  

Trump using the carrot and stick technique has been showing companies he can make them lose billions with just a tweet so now they are more keen to get on his good side and pay him for protection.     

Trump's cabinet is pretty scary with rich people with no experience or with views of  morons. The education head says teachers are overpaid and favors private schools. The head of housing is the token black guy so if you slag him off you're a racist. Wealthy surgeons know poor people housing ... he has disdain for poor people especially black people as he thinks if they are poor they are slackers as he grew up poor and black before becoming white. 

The Secretary of State was a former CEO of Exxon Mobil and has business ties with the Russians. A Texas Governor that ain't too bright looks after the arsenal of nukes. 

 Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn with those chairs and Putin at an event for RT in Dec 2015. Flynn was a speaker. He has been paid often to appear on the state run news channel .   

There are several bankers/finance people, billionaires and business people. The Secretary of transport has no experience in that field but is married to the majority leader of the GOP. There are a couple of former army officers and a couple of former Marine generals. You have Trump's son-in-law as his Senior adviser and what role will Ivanka play? She could possibly be the First Lady. Spouses do not have to do that role and I don't think Melania is really into the whole White house thing. 

The future presidential generation is being formed and molded. Ivanka may very well be the one to break that glass ceiling.

I'm sure his admin will not set out to do away with abortion, same sex marriage, renewable energy or affordable healthcare and welfare benefits. I'm sure they won't undo everything Obama did just out of spite. I'm sure this admin of billionaires and out of touch elitists will care about the average Joe on the street as they have done all their pampered lives. 

"Stop the limo I want to give that hobo $50" .... aye only if you've run over him and want to shut him up.

I'm sure they won't use loopholes to do business deals or use their connections to line their own pockets. "My dad is President ... that's all I'm sayin, now do we have a deal?"

Sure it's a worrying start they they want to gut healthcare to normal people and want to increase military spending. That kinda tells you how things are going to go. 

As like American POW's the sick, poor, old and disabled are losers to this president. If you get tortured or die for your country you failed. If you haven't become affluent enough to own your own home and retire by 55 you've failed. 

No man left behind? .... we leave them behind now .... losers! 

Old Knudsen isn't suggesting that he'd just have to get within half a mile of Trump with a rifle to make America great again ... that would be let me so fucken do it wrong! 

Killing people is wrong! .... nah not really, that's why I laugh when people call me a Liberal. Someone told Bush that you can't kill your way out of Iraq. I disagree. You can kill yourself out of most situations you just have to play to win and get all the right people.
Israel knows what I'm talking about, only the fear of not getting US support stops them from wiping out the Palestinians once and for all.   

US Presidents as like UK Prime Ministers get away with war crimes all the time. The last couple should be in prison. Will Trump be this generation's choice when asked who they would go back in time to kill? 

 Hitler with Senator John McCain
Remember the other unpopular guy who promised to make his country great again. He only got 33% of the vote, no popular vote for him either. He had to bully his way to power and remove all opposition. 

He did make his country great ... for a decade or so and then destroyed it. Now after the allies rebuilt it the country is great in other ways and not at all how he wanted it to be.  

The next 4 -8 years will be a roller coaster of emotional abuse. Just remember that the US influenced elections in 81 countries from the 1940's onwards so think of this as karma.

Wednesday, 18 January 2017

North Korea Could Destroy The US At Anytime

Tough guy Kim Jong-Un means business

In a message directed towards the US, Kim Jong-Un has said that his top scientists are on the verge of creating Intercontinental ballistic missiles that can deliver nuclear warheads to the US laying waste to American cities. 

Sure an ICBM only has a range of 3,400 miles and North Korea is 5,822 miles from Los Angeles but what if he used a submarine or a ship to travel out for 2 thousand odd miles and then fire? 

Kim Jong-Un warned the US not to underestimate him for they shall rue the day. He also said that he could eat 5 fully loaded 12 inch pizzas in one sitting. He ended his message to the US with 'send more aid or you go boom!' I think he's serious this time.  
Obama was probably in a fetal position crying about having to leave Joe but luckily the President Elect was awake at 3:30 am and on Twitter ready for action. 

Old Knudsen who follows Mr Trump on Twitter was asked to go to NK to investigate their nuclear capabilities. 

After I had killed Osama I had promised myself no more covert ops but they pulled me back in. Trump had asked for an expert in wet work yet was surprised when he got me ... odd.  

I clung onto a drone for 4,000 miles launched from a secret base in northern India ... sorry, I can't tell you any more it's classified. Then I dropped, cushioning my fall with my head.   

Sorry wrong pic, my camera is full of selfies.

Their facility at Paedongdingadongdo was poorly guarded as you would expect from this lot and I was able to take a picture of their latest missile.

The Fan-tae Dong III an orange missile for an orange president. I'm no scientist but it looks very impressive. It looks more capable than any of their other attempts. 

Luckily a president with balls is taking over, he'll sort them out. I hope someone explains to him that South Korea is a different cuntry or there may be problems. 

Now if he would just pay me for my mission, and making those hookers go away in 2013. It's like getting blood from a stone with that fella. 


Tuesday, 17 January 2017

Libtards Get Triggered

1998 sequel to The Fugitive 

I've had so many jobs that I watch movies and scream out, "YOU DON'T DO IT LIKE THAT NO WONDER YOU HAVE A FUCKEN PANDEMIC" which might be why I'm no longer allowed in many movie theaters. 
Unlike weemen that think they can change a bad boy by marrying them and the religious who think they'll win the lottery eternal when they die, Old Knudsen has limits on his suspension of belief.  

A clumsy plot device that has me saying 'why the fuck did they do that?' can spoil a film which is why idiot slasher movies do nothing for Old Knudsen. The Producers of Dr Who and Sherlock seem to have whole shows devoted to clumsy and illogical plot devices. 

Tranquilizer guns that aren't tranquilizer guns just to give a cliffhanger and a dog bowl with Redbeard on it and there was never a dog at all?????? 

It's a drone, yes I can see that ... such clever dialogue 

Who else wanted to see Sherlock and Watson bounce off the solid and probably double glazed sash window they jumped through to escape the not very deadly deadly bomb? 

In Man of Steel why didn't Clark save his Da from the tornado at super running speed? no one would have noticed unless he stood a round posing like he does ... cos he's a cunt that's why. Batman was right all along. 

MI-6 training didn't include trigger discipline 

You look at a TV shows like The Unit, The Last Ship and you'll see they've been trained how to move. This is one reason why career military don't make great covert operatives unless they are good mimics and actors. 
The movie Lone Survivor may be a custer fuck of bad decisions but they move like Navy SEALs unlike that American Sniper shite.  

If he was really from Texas he wouldn't be afraid of loud bangs like those libtards are yer eyes for fucks sake!

I wouldn't want to clear a room looking for a fugitive with Tommy Lee Jones, besides his inconsistent trigger discipline he flails about and is like an ADHD child playing hide and seek. 

The money shot 

When there is some posing to do they might remember the trigger discipline, it's a detail film makers forget because their experience is other movies and they won't pay for an adviser. 

  Inception was a movie very concerned with the look 

Point your weapon down, if the guy behind you is a pussy liberal and shoots due to a jump scare they'll shoot your leg or foot rather than your head. Don't just rush in and say "clear" you have to check for fucks sake ... you reading this Tommy Lee?   

China has a ton of soldiers, they don't care. 

Poor trigger discipline was why yon lady cop shot yer man who had just broken down. She panicked and fired at the sound of her partner's taser going off.   
Jump scare, tripping up, getting pushed or in the case of the Chinese a bump in the road can make your weapon discharge if yer fucken finger is wrapped around the trigger. 

They may have their safety's on who knows? It only takes one of them to not have. The safety on a FAMAS is just in front of the trigger. Woops a burst of three rounds into yer buddy. Sucks to be you mate.

This Frenchie shows you the proper, well trained way to carry a long rifle. His sling has been adjusted to the front quick to aim method. In Old Knudsen's time we'd barely use the sling and had to hold our weapons in our shoulder at all times except when on parade. It makes you stronger and envious of how easy young un's have it today. 

This is not how you carry it. Also why Open Carry and the American ammosexuals have Old Knudsen's scorn. You are either trained or you aren't. 

People don't pay attention to their kids at the best of times and do not have eyes in the back of their heads. A magazine on a rifle means it's loaded. Any weapon you come across should be treated as loaded until you can clear it/make sure it's unloaded. 

 Clearing weapons at a barrel for dry firing.

If you go inside a building you need to unload and clear your weapon. If the French are brave enough to unload their rifle indoors then you'd think the open carry people would be too but no, they be afraid of the boogeyman .... who happens to be ethnic by the way. 

The US Constitution says about the right to bear arms but doesn't say they have to be loaded when yer picking up yer anti-depressants in Walgreens. 

The gun lobbies are too powerful for any politician to go against them, even for common sense reasons. There is no common sense allowed when it comes to the Constitution. Another powerful lobbyist group would be for Big Pharma ... I hate that term because it reminds me of people that say, "jet fuel can't melt steel" and "wake up sheeple" I'm this close to telling you that marijuana cures cancer and cleaning with vinegar is the answer to anything else that marijuana doesn't fix.  

Big Pharma with Dem and GOP politicians in their pocket are the reasons why healthcare and insurance costs so much in the US and why Obamacare failed to please everyone. 

 Julian Assange or is it Jimmy Savile?

Trump supporters or Deplorables tell the Libtards that they are "triggered" this seems to be a thing now. Obviously when a Liberal talks to a Deplorable they are annoyed right away because dumb people who will put up with Russian influence, bigotry and misogyny are difficult to talk to so by calling Liberals or people like Old Knudsen who just believe in what's right 'triggered' they try to invoke more agitation. 

Many Liberals want gun control because they don't like children being shot in schools but Deplorables love it, it makes them hard so the word trigger works on other levels too. 

There isn't a cure for stupid but if you have proper training with anything it will lessen the stupid.  

Nobody invests in people anymore, just look at the education system. People are to be used and manipulated so those at the top can do as they please. People Open Carry to offend others rather than exercise their rights, they vote Brexit to screw over others rather than work on key issues, they repeal Obamacare cos Obama is a Muslim Kenyan rather than have any other plan in place to replace it. 

We live in a werld of small petty victories being the drug of choice. 

 You know this story is true right? 

Emotion and shouting FAKE NEWS instead of RED FLAG! has taken over and reason is what pussies with some secret agenda do. 

It's easy to get triggered so always remind yourself to have trigger discipline and take a step back before engaging the enemy because they want you to be as emotional and as poorly trained as they are.    

Don't let the enemy decide or control your own state of mind.      

Monday, 16 January 2017

Thank A Baby Killer

Probably didn't kill any babies but hey he might have

Over the last 20 years it has become trendy to put veterans onto a pedestal. The flag loving civvie demands you show respect because someone did something that they didn't and everything they know about the military comes from movies.

Snipers used to be the pariah of the military as for some reason soldiers thought it was more honorable to be face to face with the enemy when you kill them though bomber pilots were never thought of the same way as a sniper was.

After some movies sniping became cool and even though Chris Kyle lied/exaggerated about shit including what medals he got and his kills he was still considered a hero by many.

Clint Eastwood makes a crappy movie about an invading force killing people from afar. I wonder if he'd make the same movie but with Russian soldiers in Ukraine instead, same kind of premise, neither side should be there. 

Being a veteran myself I don't get the adulation and think it's dangerous glorifying the military. The saccharine thanks and demands that vets be treated special and outrage when a flag is burned is just bullshit. It was a job they didn't put their boots on and say, "gots to go and earn some freedom for asswipes to bully others with ... oh and the flag" they got paid or if they were drafted they didn't have a choice.

Those who join up after falling for all the jingoistic crap no doubt got schooled real fast. Pat Tillman gave up an NFL career for the red white and blue and was shot dead by accident by his own side. A reminder that death and war can be more stupid than glorious. The Bush admin lied about his death and used it to recruit more calling him a martyr hero until they were caught out. 

Still no shouts of "jail Bush" ... very odd.

We don't need your thanks but I'm sure American vets enjoy the reduced Disneyland tickets and other discounts they get. 

Civvies are stupid and are usually held in contempt by those who have served. Not all, just the ones that ask how many Japs you killed etc. Rebecca Landis Hayes parked in a veteran's parking space at the grocery store in North Carolina. She doesn't usually but the two spaces were empty.

When she got out there was a note on her car.

She thought that someone had hit her car but no it was civvie stupidity. After 8 years in the Navy she had more than earned the right to park there but civvies only think men can be veterans. Such a lack of basic intelligence. 

In the 19th veterans of the The Crimean War were given social housing priority on streets named after battles like Balaclava, Inkerman and Sevastopol. You have vets with PTSD and a constant reminder of it everyday. Not too smart.

John Kerry on the right

The Vietnam war had veterans being despised. No home coming parades and being spat on and called baby killers in the street. None of those soldiers wanted to be there, many were drafted or if like the President elect you could get out of it with a vague medical condition that didn't prevent you playing sports you did.

I'm too rich and important to die, let the poor people fight the war. 

Can you blame someone for not wanting to enlist? It's disgusting that rich people could get out of it while others couldn't but to be pro-serve your country in war is dumb if it's an unjust war. Yay you get to kill some Gooks thousands of miles away because they are Commies ... awesome!

The most patriotic, sabre rattling people are usually chicken hawks. Civvies that don't mine others going to war.
Trump of course is worse than most as he disrespects everyone unless they have a use to him. He slagged off a POW who was tortured and slagged off the parents of a fallen soldier, now Trump is commander in chief.

Obama is a chicken hawk too but at least he showed respect. His coffee cup salute really isn't as bad as calling captured pilots losers. I'm not demanding you show respect because they turned up for war, just show some decency towards them. 

Secretary of State John Kerry has walked the walk. He won the Silver Star for bravery and 3 Purple Hearts which means he was wounded 3 times in the line of duty.

He went back to Vietnam to the place the crew of his PCF94 swift boat were ambushed. He spoke with
Vo Ban Tam who was on the Viet Cong side that night.

The VC had an RPG and were shooting at Kerry's boat to make them move into the line of fire for the RPG. Kerry jumped ashore and shot the RPG soldier dead thus saving the lives of his crew. That was some brave shit from the then 26 year-old Navy lieutenant.

Vo Bam Tam knew the fighter that Kerry had killed, he was 24 year-old Ba Thanh. I don't know how much closure this has given Kerry. You could say it wasn't Kerry's fault and if he hadn't killed him his crew would have died, it makes sense but with emotion, guilt and war there is no clean cut sense to be had.

When Kerry returned States side he joined the anti-war protest. Things got ugly and they were branded traitors and Commies yet soldiers weren't regarded very highly either ... make up yer fucken minds.

Would anyone that served actually join a pro-war protest? How stupid would you have to be to be pro-war? War has its place but should only be a last resort not something to protect monetary interests or to bully other nations as per the up and coming invasion of Mexico.

Kerry is a boring dry shite that looks like George Washington or Herman Munster. He could actually be a reincarnation of ol George himself. If Washington ran for preez today his military record, switching allegiances and his many military failures would have him lose.

Washington was brave but had his moments of crying in front of the troops. John Kerry was called a traitor and a flip flopper for merely speaking out about Nam just think if he had changed sides like Washington for fucks sake.

Kerry failed in his Whitehouse bid with vets speaking against him and people claiming that he had shot a teenager during that ambush. I don't see what difference that would make. If a woman or 10 year-old was about to shoot an RPG at you then you have full permission to kill them before they do.  That's war bitches.

If you were really worried about teens, women or children getting killed you wouldn't be very supportive of Obama and his drones. Out of sight out of mind. 

People pick and choose who they venerate and who and what demands unquestioning obedience. It has nothing to do with actual life experience. If they gave a thought to the atrocites carried out by some military (not every vet shot a gun or dropped bombs) personnel upon the innocent would they yap on about their precious flag?

They they probably would because blind patriotism and nationalism is only for the incredibly stupid and yes the sheeple.
Without jingoism no one would join up for the never ending war. Now it's sweetened with college money and home loans while in reality many service families are on food stamps or go to food banks.

Sing yer cuntry songs about how proud you are to be whatever you are but remember that the other side is thinking the exact same thing just different names and faces. 

"Nationalism is a disease of the brain controlled by the heart" ~ Old Knudsen