Tuesday, 15 August 2017

Should Angry Racists Have Free Speech?

Kim jong un watching the American menace at Mar-a-Lago 

Last week Old Knudsen was trying to calm the world down as they fell for all the Trump rhetoric on NK.  The Washington Post ran a story with an un-named source saying that North Korea had been successful in making miniature nuclear warheads that would fit onto ICBM's ... OMG they could possibly hit Alaska ... is that good or bad?  

Old Knudsen could see what was happening as clear as day. The White House complains about leaks but totally use them for their own agenda. They disrespect the media probably because it constantly falls for the fake leaks. 

Lil Kim at the new hamburger factory, strangely enough NK has no cows

Trump was hoping to goad un-stable Kim jong un into attacking first. Even a missile fired near Guam would have been enough provocation. If NK fired first then the US would be justified in attacking and China would step back and say 'you asked for it Kim' but if the US fired first which they are unable to do then China would say, 'no way US we'll fuck you up'.

China involved would be WWIII because NK won't have a launching nuke capability for years. Now Trump is slapping China with trade deals, this is the only real action impotent Trump can take. 

Probably for China's lack of loyalty to the US but an unhappy China means they'll be totally helping NK to get nukes. 

Worship me or die ... well I'll tweet about you at least

As you've seen Trump is very two faced ... he thinks it makes him unpredictable and clever but it's very predictable. He also likes to talk big and threaten military action. On US allies in Europe or in chaotic Venezuela.

He has talked tough to the media, stage actors, TV show hosts, anti-Trump protesters, Nordstroms, Apple, Obama, Hillary the Dems, FBI Director, Attorney General and many more. He doesn't hold back or mince his words. He'll point and spew "FAKE NEWS! ... enemy of the people!"

When Trump hates or even dislikes someone you know it, there is no doubt.
The wave right now is to fire Steve Bannon even though he hasn't said a word in public

Unless it's about Putin, Nazis, White Supremacists and other extremist hate groups then it's ... well the counter protesters were pretty bad too so lets share the blame. Only after a backlash does he actually condemn them the way he should have in the first place. 

Remember when Dick Spencer and friends gave him Hitler salutes at some hate fest event and he gave a luke warm ENOUGH! tut tut don't do that?        

The far right/Alt-right which doesn't mind trampling on the Constitution when it suits them now ask about their 1st Amendment right of free speech. They had a rally to 1) stir shit up 2) denounce the removal of a Confederate statue 3) show their muscle to the country. 

Like it or not the Trump campaign and the Trump supporter mindset is the same ... not similar but THE SAME as Hitler's campaign and his supporters are the same too. 

The reason why Trump isn't a dictator is because he is weak, not as good a communicator as Hitler and the fact that he doesn't have a fanatical private army or the will to use it. The checks and balances do work for some things.

The typical Trump supporter feels like they've had a rough deal and that others who seem to be doing better or getting more help are to blame or at least someone to vent about ... usually a minority but one that is bound to take over at any moment. 

The typical Trump supporter is poorly educated. This doesn't necessarily mean a PhD ... I've known some very academic people who are as thick as shit with no real life experience. 

Low social status, limited outlook ... these people are followers, the kind of folk to easily end up in a cult or organized religion. Not the brightest of individuals they repeat what they've heard that has matched their world view or the world view of those around them. They like to join in.

The jingoistic patriotism of covering everything in red white and blue while humming a Toby Keith tune is always aimed at these kind of people. You have to love your cuntry and if anyone points out a fault in it then they must be a Commie. 

You are either with or against, they people don't do nuance.   

David Duke is still a keen Trump supporter  

But they do have passion, a therapist would call it anger. They don't know why they are angry because that would require some self-awareness, all they know is that they don't like what you are saying ... the truth does hurt but to them it isn't 'their' truth so it must be Commie lies.   

You can get fanatics on many sides ... on many sides. The left, the right everywhere. One tactic used is pointing out the faults in others which means they don't have to address their own faults. What about those e-mails and the unmasking huh?  

The whataboutery never solves anything it's just used as a tool for arguing. Like Trump and his Obama golfs too much ... the ones that use abuser tactics such as belittling, gaslighting and whataboutery are often guilty of what they blames others of.  

After Charlottesville a wave of pro-Nazi trolls tried to do damage control online. You can tell a troll by the fresh account and lack of followers etc. They probably have numerous accounts that spout the same message. Pauses in between replies may mean they are using Google translate or switching accounts ... use different browsers for fucks sake. 

 Heather Heyer, may she be at peace.

What about the violence of the Antifa and BLM? ... you have to point out that it was the Nazi side that actually killed Heather Heyer. Not cool using a dead chick to make a point but I suspect that she would not mind.

Blaming counter-protests is like blaming the Allies for all the death and destruction because they landed at Normandy. Or is it like blaming the French and the BEF for standing up to the Germans in 1940? 

Yeah if you had appeased the Nazis and let them march peacefully then no one would have been hurt or killed ... seriously? 

Churchill may have been a bit of a racist being the product of the Victorian era and all but even he was dead on with his views on the Nazis. He was proven right that appeasement does not work.  

   Douchebag alert

Should the rights and the feelings of the Nazis be taken into account? After their identities were revealed some were fired from their jobs, Peter Cvjetanovic the 20 year-old studying at the University of Nevada insists that he isn't an angry racist.

Yes the douchebag at the Nazi rally wearing a polo shirt with a White Supremacist logo on it isn't a racist. He saw the tikki torches and all the other white bros and thought there was a BBQ going on or something.

To explain himself he used the same reasoning the KKK have used for years ... like I said they just repeat shit. He isn't racist he just prefers to promote the white race as the coloreds niggers others seem to be taking over.

"I came to this march for the message that white European culture has a right to be here just like every other culture. It is not perfect; there are flaws to it, of course. However I do believe that the replacement of the statue will be the slow replacement of white heritage within the United States."

I'm pretty sure that the majority of Union soldiers and the president at the time of the Civil war were white. Americans aren't European, they fought the British to get away from that. No taking it back. The US and Europe ... very different places, very different attitudes, you mean European descent. 

Yeah go over to socialist Europe and feel at home why don't you. 

You know what the Southern states that fought against the North were? ... traitors that's what. At the time of the civil war they were seen as traitors.

The Confederates and the Nazis are two of the world's losers, they were on the wrong side of history. Not everyone in the south were slave hating racists and not everyone that fought for Germany were Nazis but they did their part to advance that evil mindset ... it's what happened.

The US fought against both of these groups and many others fought against the Nazis. There are very few wars where you can look back and say 'this side is good and this side is bad' ... Lots of other wars have both sides being bad.

There are always atrocities on both sides in war but if you choose to decide you deserve to be the master or the master race then you are a cunt and automatically the bad guy.  

The ideology of the Nazis or White Supremacists needs to be respected and heard as much as the words of ISIS does ... it doesn't. Children need to be protected from that shit until they are old enough to distinguish between right and wrong. They can learn about the rebellion of the southern states and how they wanted to keep slavery going from books, not heroic looking statues.  

They can learn about the Holocaust from books too so they can tell the Holocaust deniers how full of shit they are. 

No one needs to hear chants of Blood and Soil or the Jews will never replace us ... that shit needs to be shut up immediately and denounced by the president as viciously as if they were TV show hosts. 

The right complains about the PC Liberals but then calls them fascists when they want to shut Nazis up ... which one is it? Snowflake or extremist?

If you can't see that this rally was wrong from the get go or that they shouldn't be allowed to disrupt the lives of a town and take the lives of counter protesters then it's YOU that is wrong with society.

Monday, 14 August 2017

American Nazi Bros

101st Airborne Division taking the Nazi colors at Normandy 

One thing that triggers Old Knudsen ... Lemurs! ... gooey cherry pie ... people being wrong on the Internet ... the amount of air in crisp bags ... cold callers ... Bible thumpers ... vegans ... restraining orders, well ok then, there are several things that triggers Old Knudsen but one big trigger is NAZIS!!

I hate these guys ...

You piss on the memory of all those who fought the Nazis and died in WWII when you celebrate these cunts. This is how you repay them and use your freedom that they gave to you? 

  American Bund Rally 1939

Nazis are a big trigger because it contains all those other triggers like bullies, racists, bigots and generally just stupid mean people. Old Knudsen didn't die fighting the Japs at Normandy just so some inbred white person with mommy issues could try to revive all that stupid again. 

The Earth is getting warmer, Caucasian birth rates are dropping ... it's nature and humans adapting to warmer climates, we'll all be brown, black or yellow in the future, get over it. 

In Charlottesville, Virginia a group of Neo-Nazis stole their mom's tikki torches and had a Unite the shite Right protest because a statue of Robert E Lee was going to be removed. 

Oh hold on, wrong picture, that's Ukrainian Nazis ... shit,  angry white people all look the same. 

Bro-test 2017

Chanting crap like blood and soil, white lives matter and the Jews will not replace us the mostly white male crowd interrupted their togo parties, beer pong and date rape to display their out of date impotent rage ... these young men of fighting age who would probably fail military or law enforcement standards decided to intimidate some local Liberals who didn't want a statue of a loser in their park. Lee fought to uphold slavery and wanted to destroy the Union. 

In Russia Nikita Krushchev tried to removed Stalin from day to day life but since 2015 Putin has been erecting Stalin statues and invoking his politics to make Russia great again. Ignore the millions he killed with his manufactured famines, the deportation and the Gulags ... You don't get history from statues. 

That is the usual right wing excuse for statues of historical cunts. You don't see statues of Hitler going up in Germany or Austria do you? These statues are like big cocks to mark territory and to rub in your face. 
You get history from BOOKS and these statues were usually erected by bigoted biased wankers anyways that talk about honor and sacrifice like they would know. 
Many Americans can't come to terms with the fact that 200 years ago their ancestor fought for the wrong side, imagine how Germans must feel as it might have been their father, uncle or grandfather not too long ago. 

Kids do not need to see a heroic looking bigot on a horse, they need to see him for what he really was. That shite normalizes bigotry for them, maybe the Confederacy was about freedom after all ... oh slap yer idiot face for fucks sake. 

Dick Dispenser was there stirring up the shit. He complained that a restaurant was refusing him and his mob service. He don't reed two gud, the place just hadn't opened yet. He was really gagging for some adobo duck legs with saffron rice pilaf and chive crema too. 

If you go out with hate in your heart that's what you'll find. Some shops in Charlottesville did opt to close. 
It's like Northern Ireland during the 12th July. No one wants to stay open and serve the drunken bandsmen. The chances of someone going into a restaurant and calling staff Fenian fuckers for working on that day before ordering their Happy Meal is quite high. 

This may be fake ... nobody knows. 

Trump and Pence condemned the hate, violence and bigotry ... of course it wasn't just aimed at the Nazis there to cause trouble he added "on many sides" ... what??? He added that no child should be afraid to go out and play and have a good time, he then started to sing, celebrate good time c'mon! 

Neither Trump or Pence named the trouble makers just like how they didn't mention the Jews on Holocaust memorial day just vague low energy condemnation like when you have to say something but don't mean it. 

Like Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May campaigning against Brexit, neither of them meant it. They just went through the motions. 

Reason #587 why Old Knudsen trusts neither of them. 

No mention of the car that rammed counter protesters injuring many and killing one woman but if the same thing happened in France with Muslims involved then Trump would totally tweet about it as he recently did. 

Two state employees died when their helicopter that had been observing the rally for most of the day crashed. Nazis bring trouble and bad mojo. 

After Old Knudsen posted this pic on Twitter some bloke said that Trump's family had died in the death camps. 
Trump is of German heritage and Jewish too, perhaps some long lost relatives did die in the camps. I asked for links and sources and they came back with 'lazy millennial I've given you the trail to follow I'm not going to do your work.'

After laughing at the Millennial bit Old Knudsen schooled them in 140 characters on how if you make claims you should be able to back them up.  

The rise of Trump and Brexit has enabled and emboldened the right who turned far right or just appeased those who did go full retard by remaining silent.

Old Knudsen can't punch these Nazi fucks so if he can harshly mock them and use his superior wit against them on Twitter then he will ... no silent enabling or appeasement here! 

Though punching them out would be sooo satisfying. 

Douchebags wear sunglasses at nigh or indoors ... FACT! ... Hey wait a minute, isn't that Jared? Those Jews even run the Neo-Nazis, Mel Gibson was Alt right!

The Kush, ready for war. 
Trump is Jewish like he is Christian, he just ticks those boxes to appeal to a wider audience. Remember when Romney went brown face for Mexican TV? Remember when Hillary claimed to be a woman? .... they do try it on. Oh and Hillary is 100% animal ... oh yeah. 

All Presidents claim to be of Irish descent too ... except for Trump, that says a lot right there. Instead he comes from the Scottish clan Macleod on the isle of Lewis. Old Knudsen doesn't think he appreciates this history as they were poor, it is of note though that the Lewis clan tartan is yellow, their version of tacky gold perhaps. 

Luckily other politicians understand leadership and the optics better than Trump does and have condemned the Nazis as evil domestic terrorists. 

Terry McAuliffe, the governor of Virginia said, "Go home, there is no place for you here."

The polite version of fuck off and die scumbags.

Thursday, 10 August 2017

God Is On Our Side

Matthew the patron saint of tax collectors and accountants wrote in the sequel to the Bible, The New Testament,  "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of Heaven."

With our 21st century technology we can now make needles larger than camels so now rich people can get into Heaven. A billionaire that speaks for the people like Donald J Trump deserves to be in Heaven ... NOW!

In fact if Mattis could try to look awake for 5 minutes and dust off his service revolver in the name of national security that would be great.

Donald Trump is probably the best Christian in the history of Christianity. He is so good that he has only had to go to church like 3 times in his life and two of those times was because people on Twitter were slagging him off for not going like presidents are supposed to.

It's Easter, fuck separation of church and state, the President should be in church damn it!

Robert Jeffress, an evangelical megachurch pastor has his back and is often in the White House doing cleansing rituals to get the Kenyan Muslim evil out of the place ... yes ethnic cleansing rituals. 

Trump does his part by overturning every single Obama law. Obama passed a law saying that lead and broken glass should not be put into baby formula ... drain the swamp! Too much regulation.

Trump now insists that glass and lead goes into it. You can't make America great again unless you undo everything Obama did in his 8 years ... bring us back to the white good old days of Bush and an economy in recession, a Christian recession. 

It's not racist, Trump knows some black people and has recently stopped referring to them as coloreds. 

Of course he didn't just meet with black pastors in 2016 to get votes, ach you are so jaded and cynical. "Come to Trump Tower, just the lobby and you can say you met me, terrific!" 

  Oh yeah, check out the 2 Corinthians on that ... such a gentleman.   

Robert Jeffress and Paula Alt White, two regulars at the White House just happen to be white people. Hey Jesus was white, we just do Christianity better than um ... those people. Black evangelicals tend to start singing and dancing every 5 mins too. Well according to the movies.

Have you seen white people dancing? We're far to uptight for that malarkey.  Pastor White says that Trump will get into Heaven, she says, "Anyone who tells you to deny yourself is from Satan."  Wealth = good and the wealthy are obviously the favorites of God.

The Prosperity Gospel or Word of Faith believes you'll be blessed by donating to them too. That mansion and crappy mid-life crisis plastic surgery isn't going to pay for itself. 

Jeffress now says that God thinks it is ok for Trump to kill Kim jong un. Not personally of course, that would require courage. Being President he can and has put thousands of Americans in harm's way in Japan, South Korea and Guam. God demands sacrifice. Whoever risks their lives to do God's/Trump's bidding will probably get into Heaven when violently killed in action ... not the nice affluent part of Heaven though.

Pussy grabbing is terrible but not as bad as HER E-MAILS!!!

Using war, assassination or capital punishment on evil doers is all good with God ... Don't get Jeffress started on the Jews or the gheys for fucks sake, he's a mean wee shite.

The widows, widowers and children from Trump's fire and fury tantrum war will be invited up on stage at ego validation rallies as God also demands good ratings and grieving Gold Star families gets the ratings.  

Old Knudsen isn't going to say how the Nazis thought that God was on their side too. In fact most armies did. Welcome to the new Crusades.

Wednesday, 9 August 2017

Trump's North Korean Impotent Rage

Admiral Harris in front of Congress in April 2017

It was only in April of this year that Fox News was mocking the military of North Korea. During their massive parade it was pointed out how many of their weapons looked fake or out of date. 

Plastic or out of date guns, wobbly fake missiles and cheap sunglasses on the Special Forces troops.

   The dildo brigade 

In April Admiral Harris was explaining the might of the US to be able to shoot down anything that NK has to offer, "if it flies it dies" was his catchy phrase. 

The parade not only showed weapons and missiles that weren't battle ready but also ones that had military experts scratching their heads at. They had never scene such missiles before. 

This shows you that while the US Intel agencies are one of the largest and best funded in the world there is only so much they can do. Satellites can't see under covers and with so few foreign visitors to the country it's difficult to plant someone. 

Kim jong un likes to exaggerate his nation's ability. When the movie The Interview was about to be released Kim jong un said there would be massive retaliation and that the movie was an act of war ... so Sony was hacked. 

Kim jong un and Donald Trump seem to have a lot in common. Both are dicks and both need to carry a Snickers about with them especially before they speak. Both are overweight fuckers with bad hair that relied on their daddy for everything and neither have served in the military.  

It went from NK doing missile tests, some successful and some not to them having ICBM's and miniature nuclear warheads for them that could reach the US. All within 4 months. Trump with the second wealthiest nation in the world does fuck all but play golf in 4 months. 

I've yet to see any head of NSA or CIA confirm the miniature nuclear warheads I've just read it mentioned in the media. So far it feels like Bush's WMD's lie. 

Trump woke up wet and grouchy so announced to the media he'd give North Korea fire and fury like the world has never seen.

"I will rain down fire and fury upon their little heads ... very small heads and they will regret they ever threatened America as they burn ... tremendous very tremendous burning. Let this be a lesson to anyone else that says bad things about America, only nice things will be tolerated unless of course it comes from me."    

Trump has made more anti-American/America comments than Kim has this year. 

I'm not actually sure when they did threaten the US. They did a missile test in July and then the sanctions were voted upon. It's not like lil Kim woke up and said 'we'll fluck you up America' he did say the UN sanctions were illegal. 

North Korea said they were thinking about striking at Guam after Trump's fire and fury remark. Kim having more of a level head (not his hair cut) than Trump has not attacked anywhere as of yet.  

Trump scared the world with NK again. Talk about war filled social media and the news cycle and so not noticed that Robert Mueller released his financial records to preemptively thwart Trump's smear job as the investigation into Russia gets closer. 

You hear words like the 'North Korean threat' being mentioned and guess what? I don't feel threatened but it's hard to motivate the US if it's just Japan and South Korea in danger. Quick, point out how many Americans are on Guam.  

Probably more Americans in harms way than Obama had there. Suck it Obama, Trump's numbers are bigger!

It wasn't a 'oh he misspoke' or 'it was a joke' the back peddling came from Tillerson who said in a straight faced manner that Trump was using words that Kim jong un might understand nothing more. 

It almost feels like he is trying to anger and provoke North Korea so he could have a justified military reaction.

Cowards and bullies often try to goad you to hit first so they can call the police and have you charged with assault. 

Only when North Korea can't take any more will they strike, they are being painted into a corner on purpose so the chances of a strike sooner or later is very high. 

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

How Do You Solve A problem Like North Korea?

Who should have nukes and who shouldn't? Who should say who is to have nukes? The Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons was signed in 1968 but things change. North Korea pulled out of that in 2003. Then you have nations like Israel that keep their nukes a secret or Argentina that suddenly decided to have a nuclear submarine.

The basic premise for being allowed nukes is being a mature and stable democracy ... that's basic bullshit and really depends on whether the US wants you to have nukes. Does the US seem very stable?  

States like Japan and South Korea are said to be a screw driver turn away from making nukes if they so desired to do so and the GOP in 2016 said they'd allow them to have them.

To distract the world away from anything Russian you have the panic about North Korea. If anyone can panic it's the Americans, wall to wall coverage of nukes about to hit Alaska and possibly Callyfornia ... OMG we must act NOW!!!!

Calm down Americans and grow a pair. NK can barely keep it up and it would be the end for them. Would they risk a possible missile failure on the US which would mean probable destruction of NK?

Nukes for NK are like a status symbol. In the 50's America flattened their nation so they have issues about being weak. They want to brag and do tests and feel like the big man but war ... that's just silly.

The US over plays its hand all the time. Eight years of Obama the allies didn't know if the US was with them or not. The Obama admin tended to focus on a few of things like killing children with drones, arming extremists to fight Assad and showing strength on the Russian border. Other nations were left wondering if they had back up and so started to arm themselves.

Poor Ukraine didn't have any alliances down on paper so the US weren't obligated to fight for them. We like you but not that much.

The US has THAAD missiles in Alaska, Hawaii and Guam to protect US interests, they recently put them in South Korea too.

The Obama deal was that SK would provide the land and the US the missiles and people. Trump said that SK would pay the US for the missiles but that was Trump bullshit ... like Mexico paying for the wall, it's always the US that pays.

Many don't want the THAAD missiles there as it is seen as provoking NK and China has complained that it gives the US a chance to spy on them as the range of the missiles reaches well into China.

Every test and every move that NK does is seen as a possible attack. It was recently reported that missiles were being loaded onto patrol boats, anything routine the NK military does gets blown out of proportion because that's what the US does and that is also how they justify military action by letting the stories run wild.

They hate us because we are free ...  not because we meddle and kill all over the world. 

The situation gets ramped up by flying bombers or carrying out military exercises each time NK tests a missile. The US tested THAAD missiles in Alaska and also launched an ICBM from Vandenberg Air force base in Callyfornia. Missile testing from Vandenberg are not uncommon, you always see the weird smoke trails in the sky but thanks to NK the tests now make national news cos the US must look strong.

China also just completed huge sea and air exercises in the South China sea to remind everyone that they have weapons too.  

To give each story/panic legs other things get discreetly talked about. Discreetly as in it makes the news. The US is casually talking with SK about increasing the range and yield of the THAAD missiles ... don't tell NK.

Checking the slabs of frozen fish. 
If China sticks with the NK sanctions they are really going to hurt NK. China imports Iron Ore from NK, hard to have a world wide steel business without it.

NK will obviously try to get around the sanctions or look for other buyers. NK forces thousands of people to work abroad and to send their earned money back so there are other ways to get money and the black market is always there for goods ... wealthy North Koreans won't suffer too much but the people will. That's the only way there will be regime change, the people.  

The first Korean war didn't go too well.   

The US can't touch NK first. If Trump orders a strike then it's game over man. If NK hit first then there is reasonable cause but China and Russia are the ones that have to be convinced.

Trump wakes up grouchy and sees the Mueller investigations are getting too close so he orders a strike on NK as he knows they are still years away from an ICBM that can hit the US with a nuke.

A North Korean warship, sub or fighter jet gets blown up. Kim jong un needs to show strength and it gets to the point that China can't stop him. He launches at South Korea and Japan causing great destruction mostly to SK the US strikes back, troops are mobilized. China isn't going to sit back and watch the US unload on NK again or to even send troops in and they'll attack with Russia, Iran and Turkey on their side ... lets not forget Cuba.

Russian warships often dock in Havana. Russia is currently helping Cuba out with its oil needs due to the trouble in Venezuela.  

A Korean war would be WWIII if allowed to escalate from one incident. MacArthur wanted to use nukes on NK but that was when no one else had them which is why the "dumb son of a bitch" (to quote Truman) was fired.  

Yeah just launch them all and could someone get me a diet Coke ... and some Cheetos

Russia, China and even NK do not want a nuclear war or even a war that could escalate into one. Trump's Generals don't want it either ... Trump, well he isn't playing with a full deck, nor is his "evolution is still just a theory" VP.

Would it be Mattis or Kelly that double taps Trump for national security? I'm taking bets.

Russia doesn't plant people and influence elections if they wanted WWIII. China has been systematically expanding east and west, they want to rule and expand not destroy.

The range of Chinese state radio in DC

Both Russia and China have bought radio stations in Washington DC. CRI a state run Chinese company has 33 radio stations in 14 countries around the world, they want the world view of China to be improved and you won't hear anything negative about China on their news. Sputnik is doing the same with its DC radio station.

Even though the FCC clears the broadcasting licences they don't look into them unless there is a complaint. They just get rubber stamped.

James Yantao Su on the left with the CRI chief Wang Gengnian

James Yantao Su moved to the US from China and became a US citizen in 1989. His company G&E is 60% owned by CRI. He owns real estate and radio stations including condos at the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas, he's worth $15 million.

State owned citizens legally buying and selling for them and the US doesn't notice. Yes it does go on in the UK and Europe too. Chinese real estate is big worldwide.

It's always real estate ... that's because you don't have to declare certain income from it and can sell property for way more than it's worth if it's a state run bank or foreign national keeping you afloat. 

It's not a coincidence Anna Chapman moved into real estate. 

So what are we going to do about North Korea? .... not get distracted or obsessed by it, that's a fast track to WWIII if you push it. Let Kim have nukes, he'll probably put his eye out. NK doesn't have the resources to invade anywhere so just let them be. It's all about perceived respect and being pushed around. Let SK and Japan have nukes too, they could easily get them and it would save the US money from all the look at the size of my dick exercises. 

The real game is being played on social media and news outlets pushing their rumours and fake stories. Once you infect a nation with panic or get them to believe a lie it's hard for sense to be heard. 

Armed teenagers may be the only thing that can save us. 

China wants to rule, they'll do it along side Russia if they have to, they've always been close. 

Destabilize Europe, make it weak by breaking up the EU. Buy properties provide services and equipment. Want Internet security? the others all get hacked so here, try Kaspersky they haven't worked for the Russian government at all ... oh no.   

Besides setting the tone for discussions on China, Russia and what ever orange president or referendum they favour, having a communications network within a rival country is half the battle. 

WWIII won't come with a bang but rather with the wimper of an acquisition.  

Friday, 4 August 2017

The Revenge Of The Cat People

In the northern Indian states of Haryana and Rajasthan the secretive cat people have been coming down from the Aravalli hills to cause trouble. Over 50 women have had their hair cut off in mysterious attacks. 

At first people assumed it was the god of  mischief Loki as he tends to get bored and does things for attention. He once cut off Sif's beautiful golden hair while she slept then saved the day by getting her some cool Goth black hair. 

One victim Sunita Devi, a 53-year-old housewife said she saw a flash of light which rendered her unconscious, when she woke her hair had been cut. She has been traumatized since the attack and is afraid to go to sleep. She said her attacker was an elderly man dressed in bright-coloured clothes. 

Not far from Devi's home another woman Asha Devi was attacked but says it was done by a woman. Her father-in-law found her unconscious on the bathroom floor with a pile of hair beside her.    

The hair cutting attacks started in July and as well as close knit farming communities they have also happened in Delhi. As everyone knows, cat people can shape shift so seeing old men and women ... well Old Knudsen isn't surprised. 

Shape shifting is a part of western culture too. There is a story about an American hike hiker from Miami FLA that mysteriously plucked his eye brows, shaved his legs and then he was a she.   

Reena Devi a 28 year-old from Jonawasa village said she saw a large figure that looked like a cat. Then she felt someone touching her shoulders and that was the last thing she remembers. She says her story is hard to believe and people have accused her of cutting her hair for attention. 

She was probably asking for her hair to be cut by the way she was dressed. She says her hair was cut while she played a game on her phone. "My husband and children were also in the room. I felt a pull on my hair and when I looked back, my hair was on the floor."

From the village of Kharkharra, Sundar Devi aged 60 has been bed ridden and has had a permanent 'what the fuck' look on her face ever since the attack.

"I was going to a neighbour's house when somebody tapped my shoulder from behind. When I looked back, there was nobody. That's the last thing I remember."

Some say it's gangs of rogue hair dressers, others say it's supernatural and of course the government refuses to say that it's cat people, an ancient race that has lived in secret side by side with humans for millennia, often walking among us  .... but we know. 

The name Devi is a last name for married or older women in rural areas if you were wondering about that. Kumari being the last name for for unmarried girls .... the more you know.  

To ward off cat people the ladies have been putting magical bands and god pictures in their hair.
Tinfoil and tinfoil hats are not used as it is difficult to get it in parts of India due to the drought. 

While there is a cat people problem that you won't hear about in the mainstream media you must also remember the monkey-man attacks in Delhi in 2001. People saw a large creature part man part monkey that would rob them of their prescription medication and throw poo at them in order to escape. 

Then there was the rumor that the sea water had turned sweet at a beach in Mumbai in 2006 which caused thousands of people to go there. Luckily there just happened to be a vendor nearby to sell people drinks after they tasted the salty germ laden water.