Wednesday 6 September 2006

Son of a Bush, they did it again.


Old Knudsen knows about the Fog of war, the noise,the smell and the confusion that takes place during battle, Williamsons the butcher had an amazing sale last week, when the shop opened hundreds piled inside, it was reduced to brutal hand to hand combat, blood and guts everywhere, and all at affordable prices, I play the crippled old man act so I'll get served before the big fat angry meat eating bargain hunters, people are gifts.

Let me help you to figure out what this post is about, The war on Terrorism, there that should clue you in, the great Zionist movement to keep us safe from those Muslim savages, no offense Muslims but you have the oil and we want it, its just coincidence that you are a non Christian crazy fucker cult like chanting bobbing headed repressive religion that pretends to be peaceful while calling for the deaths of those not like you, why can't you be more like us Christians? God is love and understanding, now where was I? oh yes the crusades.

The Americans seem to have trouble from telling ragheads on horses to fine looking soldier like people that move in 2x2 formation and U.S. warplanes killed a Canadian soldier in Afghanistan, is there a war on Canada we don't know about?, this isn't the first time now is it ? did they even say sorry for the last time they killed a load of Canadians? when the Canadians shot an Afghan National Police officer they apologized, (just like a Canuk) but at least he was sort of the right kind of target.

It goes to show you that Canada has enemies everywhere, after the big attack on Canadian soil which brought them into the war, no wait, that wasn't them, why are they in the war?, oh yeah Bush asked but they were too polite to say no.

Old Knudsen has nothing against war, if it wasn't for war we wouldn't have so many good films, I just wonder why we haven't bombed the fuck out of Ireland, in Bush logic it makes total sense to, they killed Norman Tebbit's wife those fuckers need to be made into a carpark.
The Americans with their overworked and stoned military have made friendly fire a well known term, sure the other nations have terms for it and have done it, the British call it Blue on Blue, not a world wide known name, but we actually train our troops on things other than Xbox.

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