Sunday 15 October 2006

No Need To Get Cross.


A heathrow Airport employee is going to sue British Airways for religious discrimination because while at work her cross necklace showed and she was asked to cover it up as per the uniform policy.

Miss Eweida refused to do this as it was a symbol of her faith.

See whats happening here? Britain is getting more like America everyday, fat pushy people that go around looking for lawsuits, no offense to my to my brash, obese Yank readers but its true, I don't want to get into a fight over someone spilling my pint only to have their lawyer serve me with papers afterwards, where is the dignity in that? the rules have always been whoever loses the least body parts (teeth, earlobes, tuffs of hair etc) and the least blood wins, no special weapons allowed just whats around, its not an uncivilized brawl its an art form with ingenuity and guile that's the honourable way, and both parties retain their respect, my old Ma was a local bare knuckle champion for 8 years straight, me Da was into all that Brazilian dance fighting shit, Capoeira, usually when he was *pissed* so he didn't come off too good, when he got home me Ma would kick the shit out of him for losing, " fight like a man" she'd say as she gives him a right hook to the chin, "this is how to kick" as she boots him in the ribs, ah my parents were indeed soulmates, the cups of hot tea thrown in faces, the slaps on the back of the head, nowadays some wishy washy liberals would call that abuse but back then it was affection.
Back to Miss Eweida, my only consolation is that she is from an Egyptian background and goes to both Arab and Pentecostal churches, put all this together and you have a trouble maker, so Miss Eweida, your faith is stronger when your 'e showing it off to other people? putting it under your clothes as you've done for the past 7 years is no longer good enough, Heathrow is a fucking busy place, you work at the check-in seeing thousands of people a day of different faiths, what is this like gang colours or something? let me paraphrase the very first Protestant Jesus H Christ.

" Go forth my children and be strong in your faith, remember its not whats around your neck that counts, its whats in your heart so be humble and don't be a dick, especially you crazy Pentecostal cunts, here listen as I talk in tongues out of my arse" .

That my friend is in the Bible, (somewhere at the back)

There are double standards, as Turbans that cannot be concealed are allowed to be worn, heres what Old Knudsen advises, zero tolerance for religious nuts, if you accept a job with uniform dress codes then abide by it, if you can't then leave, as I have said before, leave religion out of the workplace unless you're the Pope or something.
Did you hear about all those prisoners years back that invented their own religions to get perks, "its my religion to have green jello everynight, oh I worship at the altar of the porno mag " and they got away with a lot of it because you can't go around refusing rights, it smacks of Communism or Fascism.
I know your game Miss Eweida look at your plump worried face that plays the victim so well, I hope your case gets thrown out of court, for if you win then you'll have people serving you at McDonald's wearing Swastikas and claiming to be Odinists,"sorry I can't serve black people, browns, jews or any other colour but white, its against my religion, have a nice day, please call again".




*For those who don't speak English, Pissed = drunk*

12 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh, I love this. Such wisdom.People have become so petty and sue happy. "OMG, he farted when I was on the bus and I couldn't breathe. I'm going to sue!"

Anonymous said...

Well, I guess I'd rather see everybody wearing all their religious stuff--as much as they can dig up if they want--let the woman wear a hundred crosses around her neck and let the guy wear every turban he's got stashed in his closet. Religious stuff has not direct connection to real spirituality anyway.

Old Knudsen said...

babsbitchin I may have to sue you for this comment, it has caused me emotional distress.

Robyn do you want Mr T and his germ invested jewelry giving you a pelvic exam in a hospital? the jewelry does not make you anymore or less religious though some folks would like to use it to offend others and claiming its their freedom to do so, I guess you would let them wear it as long as you weren't one of the religions the wearer didn't like, Prods and taigs in Northern Ireland is a perfect example of religion gone bad and used to hurt.

fat sparrow young hot people can get away with anything, yes that is a fact,if janet jackson's tit was perkier no one would of minded her warobe malfunction, its never the people you want to be executed that get it.

Anonymous said...

I don't want anyone giving me a pelvic exam in a hospital, but point taken. I just don't like wardrobe rules and restrictions. I felt the same way when France decided girls couldn't wear headscarves to school. Let them wear the damn scarves--oh, another slight swearing.

Old Knudsen said...

sammy hit em sammy hit em, thats right lad, the dress code she agreed to, a little angry today ? I love it.

sister maryjane rottencrotch Religion and commonsense for some reason don't go well together, maybe God should look into this and fix it, I think you have put me off Haggis for a while.

Robyn You said damn, its all downhill from there, join us Robyn, you can wear roadkill as a hat on your own time, I to be honest don't care, but at school or work where its not your time go by the rules, whats next cleanliness? at work its best that you don't have certain choices, there usually is a good reason for them.

Anonymous said...

Whats all this Jibber Jabber? I pity the fool who gets a pelvic exam from me.

CrankyProf said...

I worship at the altar of porn mags and green jello. Wait, I wrestle in green jello...

Old Knudsen said...

Mr T well said.

Crankyprof being a wrestling fan, I demand some pictures.

Unknown said...

I will see you in court dear sir, lol!

Old Knudsen said...

sister marylane rotten crotch Strawberry huh? thats very considerate to your man, what does your arse taste like? cucumber?

babsbitchin welcome to deep thoughts with Old knudsen, whats your flavour?

Unknown said...

anything but chocolate, not in a literal sense

Old Knudsen said...

I believe I'll need therapy after I'm done with this Blog.