Wednesday 27 December 2006

Blonde Joke.

Heres a joke thats a little late but still funny, for those intelligent Blonde weemen out there my apologies but the dopey ones do give you all a bad name, at least it doesn't say what big capitalist country she probably comes from as well, Babs you are to blame for having Tara Reid's boob hanging out on yer Blog.


Christmas Postage

A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this?

Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran, 21 Baptists and 1 Episcopalian.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol.. that was just as well sad as funny. I could see this happening from all the hullaballo concerning x-mas. =P

Sassy Sundry said...

Happy to have dark brown hair.

Unknown said...

OMG, you're just pissed cause she didn't want all Protestant stamps, huh? lol

Old Knudsen said...

xmichra exactly, you know what weeman can be like.

sassy sundry Yay! though I've pictured you with blonde highlights and thats as far as I'm willing to admit to.

babsbitchin only 12 prods? what kind of woman is she?

Jagd Kunst said...

Brill, and i don't mean the cream either.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Group of women having a night out decide to hire a double decker bus to drive around London. Blondes go upstairs, brunettes downstairs. Brunettes downstairs are having a fab time, dancing and drinking champagne, chatting away, laughing.
"I'm popping upstairs to see how the blondes are doing!" shouts one to another over the music.
On the top deck,all is silent, with the blondes seated, white knuckles gripping the hand bar in front and staring wide-eyed ahead. Brunette, taps one blonde on the shoulder.
"We're having a wild time downstairs, what's wrong with you lot?"
"It's alright for you brunettes," says the blonde between her teeth and shaking, "you've got a driver!"

Old Knudsen said...

jadg Kunst great! and I don't mean Alexander.

lynn thankyou for that, for the life of me I couldn't work out the punchline before the end, very good.