Tuesday 30 January 2007

Asian Weeman Past 30 Can be Hot.


The Japs rule the world, well the world of competitive dying. Emma Tillman 114 lasted 4 days as the oldest woman in the world until she mysteriously died peacefully, they saved the baby.
The world's oldest person is now Yone Minagawa a 114 year old from Fukuoka Japan, now the oldest man and woman in the world are Japanese, this super couple are thought to be the next Becks and Posh or Brad and Angelina, stay tuned death junkies for more exciting updates or click next Blog I'm not too worried, its really shite.

6 comments:

Jagd Kunst said...

you can get to 114 if you live in fuckyouokay? japan, useful part of the world for that an' not much else.

dive said...

Mmmmm …
What? No photo of her in a bikini?

Ame said...

DIVE! Come ON! We don't want to lose our breakfast, lunch or dinner! Just sit back, relax and let your imagination do all the work! ;)

The Mistress said...

Pah! I have bits on me older than that.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Why do the Japanese live longer?

No it's not a joke. I really wonder. Anyone? lol.

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

Old Balls , maybe you should go to Japan and learn how you can stay alive for a few more years. Also you may find a nice Japanese wife for yerself if ya play yer cards right.