Sunday 31 December 2006

Bob The Diddler, Can You Diddle Them?

Here young fella, use this cloth to wipe it off.

I've always suspected Bob the Builder of being a bit of a Pedophile but I never had proof . I confronted him once with the question of why he puts Glory holes in everything he builds, he started talking about airflow and that he just follows the plans. I didn't believe him, then I saw this book.
The 6 textures are, young buttocks, young pink, you know this book is just sick I can't name them all, go to Haden powell's blog for that sort of thing.

Bob the Builder is a sick pedo and must be stopped, Who will rid me of this meddlesome Builder?

For all you culture less people that was me paraphrasing Henry the 8th when talking about Thomas a Becket , oh never mind just go and kill him and we'll call it an accident.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not even a Happy New Year from ya! All you're worried about is Builder Bob offering you a bit of sandpaper to help with a some friction on the old member!

Old Knudsen said...

The new year is old hat by the time you get it, I don't take time off for kiddie diddlers, I'm relentless.

dive said...

Ah, 2007 …
Paedophilia and murder; a good start.
And it's pissing down outside and blowing a gale.
Looks like it's gonna be just another fucking year.

Old Knudsen said...

Its real life, not a fairy story, sorry.

kimba said...

so many times I have been with a man and he's offered me six textures to touch.. Actually I think it was you only last week who offered up your sweet textures.. now I know who you were paraphrasing..!

kimba said...

men often ask to feel my pineapples.. texture fetishists the lot of you!!

tony said...

Happy New Year Sir!
"Bob" is actually a Polish Builder! (one of my extended family) As soon as he saw your post he started mumbling & throwing stuff into suitcases.......last i heard ,he was hightailing it to Manchester "Ringway" Airport en route to Bialystok.
Sorted!

Foot Eater said...

Now I've got that Michael Jackson song Can You Feel It stuck in my head. Quite apt, really.

CrankyProf said...

Bob the Builder can nail Thomas the Tank Engine up the old steam pipe, for all I care!

Rob7534 said...

I like the soft plushy fabric, and the sandpaper, I like to alternate.

I've always had a thing for construction workers!

Old Knudsen said...

kimba can I put my face between yer pineapples and motorboat? no harm in asking.

tony polish builder huh did you polish his helmet?

Mr eater you are Bad, so just beat it.

crankyprof I stay alert so you don't have to and I do have my eye on Thomas, that steam engine Trevor likes to give children rides a little too much.

rob7534 village people have a lot to answer for, instead of hoping yer child doesn't play with dolls and wear dresses you hope they don't put on tool belts and hard hats.

tony said...

A true story about Bialystok (city of my fathers)All these faraway places with exotic names,I mean "Bialystok" sounds a bit exotic dont it? translated into the original Yorkshire it means "White roofs".which is still (slightly?) exotic.however Eastern Poland is famous for its Storks.The buggers build hugh big nests everywhere.literally, Bialystok= "city with bird crap on its roofs"......they dont tell you that in the EasyJet inflight magazine!
When my Dad first arrived in Scotland,Fife & started chatting-up my Mum (she was 16!) she thought All Poles had terrible dandruff.....Ah.the innocence of youff...............

Maven said...

I am sure if one were to remove Bob's hard hat, that doll would make a lovely buttplug...

Old Knudsen said...

tony I think I heard about that place years back, the storks sound familiar, those poles and their charm. I know what you want me to say, ok then, I couldn't tell you had Slav blood, you pass pretty well.

its you maven a lovely buttplug

that sounds like something yer auntie would say after opening up her x-mas present.

Sassy Sundry said...

I'm so glad not to be a parent right now.

Unknown said...

I stopped on this one, yesterday, I was sneaking at work, on duty, uuug! But my nephew watches this Bob the Builder shite. I am forever changed by it and now I'll see it and laugh. Now, tell me a story about Horny the Bear or Barney the Glory Hole Basher.

Old Knudsen said...

sassy sundry the little buggers make you old with this childish crap.

babsbitchin that Barney hugs a little bit too much for my liking.