Tuesday 20 February 2007

Happy Fat Arse Day!

What a strange day, I was over at Boudica of Suburbia who had posted a picture of her arse (I suspect she may get a few hits knowing the pervs on this blog) and then I was talking (respectfully without making eye contact) to Sam problem - child - bride and bottoms keep cuming up so here is a picture from my hospital rounds the other day, no idea who these two blokes were but they legged it when they saw me, also as a strange coincidence I'm talking out of my own arse more than usual today.

I pronounce this day which is Pancake day or fat Tuesday 'happy fat arse day'

14 comments:

Sassy Sundry said...

Happy Fat Arse Tuesday, old man. Ass Wednesday is going to be a tough one for you, I imagine.

The Mistress said...

Since I'm newish to this blog, I don't know whether or not you've ever posted a pic of yer own posterior.

If not, isn't now the time?

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

is this guy in the photo a "rectum specialist" by any chance? hahahahahaha bend over old "K" time for your exam

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

The doctor looks stunned. He looks like he's just found a family of bats living up there.

Pickled Olives said...

Happy Fat Arse day to you too! Gotta say, that looks mighty uncomfy.

tony said...

Whatever the reason,they seem to have gotten to the bottom of it..........

Anonymous said...

I talk out of me arse everyday. Paddy

Foot Eater said...

When is the only time an arse is of any use to a golfer?

When he's got a hole in one.


I just made that up. Sometimes I'm so glad to be me my heart swells with pity for the rest of humanity.

Foot Eater said...

Until I discovered women I thought love was a pain in the arse.


I didn't make that one up myself.

Frobisher said...

Has he lost his watch?

Old Knudsen said...

sassy sundry
Ass Wednesday, I like it.

dive sorry I missed you in London, my aim will be better next time.

MJ I knew you wanted me.

rich you didn't do a link to yer post, thats hardly attention whore actions, get with the program.

sam problem-child-bride having spent years destroying bats because of the vampire menace I too would be stunned as that would be rock bottom for those bastards.

pickled olives you've never had it done? I thought you were married.

tony why does there always have to be a reason?

Mr Dunn I hope you use breath mints.

Mr Eater I just made that up. Sometimes I'm so glad to be me my heart swells with pity for the rest of humanity.

You are really just so loveable sometimes.

Mr Frobisher you can get diver's watches but can you get arser's watches? good to a depth of 5 poos.

Ame said...

UGH!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps he is checking for the whereabouts of lost civilisations ? Or looking where this country is rapidly going? Where have they dissappeared...?

Eddie Waring said...

I have always said that when the time comes for me, I'm sticking a lego man up there for laugh. See what they make of that.