Thursday 22 February 2007

Old People Kick Ass

What are you looking at wanker? we will so fuck you up.

San Jose, Costa Rica an American senior citizen killed an alleged mugger with his bare hands.
The have a go hero a retired member of the US military who was about 70 put 20 year old Warner Segura into a head lock and broke his clavicle and his thug image.

The two other accomplices armed with a knife and a gun in order to rob the tour bus the oldies were traveling on fled after were accosted with stories of the old days by the other oldies onboard. They then drove to a Red Cross station where Segura was declared a dead wuss and one of the other close to death bridgade aboard the bus was treated for anxiety .

The tourists left on their Carnival cruise ship after the incident and the authorities do not plan to press any charges against them.
In a media statement, Miami, Fla.-based Carnival Cruise Lines said the Wednesday incident occurred during an outing at a Limon beach which a group of a dozen passengers had arranged on their own. "Trouble making fuckers these old people are, always looking for a fight" said the spokesman.

Neither the Costa Rican police nor Carnival identified the man involved in the struggle with the mugger, though he was carrying a copy of Old Knudsen's best seller "How to kill in 2 easy steps".

The ship, The Carnival Liberty, continued on its scheduled itinerary, with a port call scheduled in Colon, Panama which is if you've ever been to it a real hole but worthy of inspection.

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