Friday 23 February 2007

Saturday Skin

A lovely looking gurl from the Czech Republic named Anetta keys. I thought she had a pretty face otherwise I would have posted the naked pictures, it turns out shes a porn star, what a shame, I mean that I'm not in the business anymore, she does need to put on a few pounds though. Born in 1983 boy doesn't that make you feel old, what happened in 1983?
That twat Reagan was president and just wouldn't shut up, he called 83 'the year of the Bible' and declared that the Soviet Union as an 'evil empire' way ta go to make friends ya bad acting penis discharge. Sally Ride was the first American woman in space, I'll never forget her name, firstly because she isn't a ride and secondly the film The Commitments sang Mustang Sally and had "ride Sally ride" in it. The IRA bombed Harrods at Christmas time killing 6 people, go on tell me what brave freedom fighters they are, and on a happy note I guess Japan got Disneyland and went into camera snapping overload.

15 comments:

Eddie Waring said...

She's a purty one. I don't like seeing ribs like that though. It just makes me think about sides of beef which makes me hungry and then I get all confused. Do I want to eat her or smother her in honey mustard bbq sauce?

Spilling Ink said...

My son was born in 1983. Yay 1983!!! It was a good year.

Knudsen, the weemen love you, too :-)

The Mistress said...

Eddie: There's a nice side salad ready for you should you opt for the ribs.

Old Knudsen said...

Mr Waring when you get doon to the stench trench you may be put off a little.

Lynn Thanks gurl I need some love right now.

Dive I would like it explained how it furthered their cause any.

MJ all this talk about eating bush is disgusting.

M@ said...

I seriously think she looks good at that weight. I wouldn't change a thing.

Old Knudsen said...

I like meat on their bones and a brain in their head, I do enjoy the beauty this gurl has to offer though.

Gobbling Granny said...

She is a cheery looking lass, but her eyes are too small for my liking. Someone should tell her apoplectic is the way to go to get the young men these days.
January 26, 1983: I remember red rain fell in the UK, caused by sand from the Sahara Desert in the droplets. I was working for MI5 at the time and I remember I wore my favourite white power suit to work, complete with huge shoulder pads. I popped over to the park at lunchtime and sat on what turned out to be a wet seat. Quite embarrassing when I returned to the office.

Foot Eater said...

I was transferring some old porn films over from VHS to DVD the other day when I came across (fnar fnar) one which had you in it, Mr K. I didn't know a human being could do that with a coat hanger.

Usually agree with you on political matters but I take issue with your views about the Gipper. Yes, he provoked the Soviets and Able Archer 83 was the closest the world has come to nuclear war since the Cuban crisis, but if it hadn't been for him the whole bastard system would have dragged on. Not too keen on all that Bible stuff, mind, nor the increase in the deficit that happened on his watch.

Momentary Madness said...

one good thing happened someone blew the bollix out of Fernando Marcos. A shame they didn't kidnap his wife and cut her feet off.

Momentary Madness said...

Hey Eddie you'll have to give up sticking that hash up your nose. It's giving you the munchies; distorting you view of reality. Ha!!!

Lee said...

I think I graduated from 8th grade in 1983, which means I remember nothing about the world at that time except how much I wanted a Hushpuppy sweater and shell-toed Nikes. I was a mess.

That girl's belly button jewelry looks like an extreme out-ty.

tony said...

the whole of 1983 I had Piles & was living in Cheshire (these two facts might or might not have been related) Ah! the IRA......crazy how we now go all nostalgic about them (eg "At least they warned you before they blew you up..."etc etc)

Old Knudsen said...

gobbling Granny MI5? I worked for MI4 just doon the hall, what a small world we could have been torturing Russkis at the same time in the same building, thats sort of romantic.

Mr Eater Russia was good for competition and bad guys in movies. The movie you talk off was the dirty dozen, only coat hangers could keep it open like that for the orgy it really looked great on camera, I got a golden weener for that role.

Mr Dunn I laughed my arse off everytime I thought about her shoes, called someone Amelda became common place.

lee so you were pretty deep back then thats when you were 13 right? at 13 hardons were my life.

tony the thing about the IRA is you could always have a laugh with them after a bombing.

FirstNations said...

was this swimsuit day at the orphanage? please.
and tits like a dogs lips in the bargain. start posting up quality skin or ill have to post up those pictures you thought i destroyed.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

1983 I was 9. I liked having adventures and liquorice sherbert dips. And KP crisps 9p. It's a blooming disgrace what happened to KP, and liquorice sherbert dips are tiny now. Bah!

I disagree in part though, Foots. Reagan was a brinksman if ever there was one. When it comes to talking about the end of the Cold War, Gorbachov's temperament was cooler than the Gipper's and, while Reagan played his part, his was not the defining personality that ended it all. Gorbachov wasn't perfect but his was the rougher row to hoe. Reagan's whole strength was his congeniality, not his game-plan. Personality plays a large role in it all, and his was stamped on the process, no doubt about it, but he alone did not end the Cold War, nor was he the primary factor in its ending. The factors were myriad, and Gorbachov deserves at least as much credit, if not more.