Wednesday 28 March 2007

Little Yellow Cunts.

Yellowman which was the name of a hard candy I would eat as a child, we'd get it at fairs and the like along with Dulse, hows that for a non sequitur before the post even starts?


For the last two or three days I've been getting many hits from South Korea searching for the word 'cunt' yes I was shocked too as they came to my site while looking for this vulgar word and I hope they enjoyed my post entitled what else? CUNT . Old Knudsen is doing his part to educate the unenlightened races of the world . Remember my little noodle eating friends, cunt is not just a name for a vagina or a rude name like 'fucker', in the Commonwealth cuntries it can be used for many things including a term of endearment , "you pack of cunts " Shakespeare used it in Hamlet I believe, when he said cuntry instead of country pertaining to the lap of a lady, a cunt has many uses, use it wisely and repect the cunt and the cunt will respect you.

15 comments:

Frobisher said...

I have a few reggae albums by an artists called "Yellowman" an albino black person - he does look a little bizarre.

Will you be watching "Lemur Island" on Channel Five tonight at 7.15pm? you can just watch fifteen minutes before before Coronation Street!

Ce U Next Tuesday!

The Mistress said...

Someone searched for "Canadian cunt" and found me. Don't look so shocked.

I think they were looking for you but accidentally found me when they Googled "Older men pissing all over the toilet."

So are you and Frobi getting together next week to watch Corrie?

Anonymous said...

Jesus No problem I get the cunt bit: that's a sinch, but non-sequitur.Fuck me pink. 5 min's later:an inference not warrantable from the premise. I should certainly hope not; there
's no way you'd get a hard on looking at the yellow man or is the Sea-weed (I take it) some kind of viagra or what! Still at the post. Paddy

Dick Headley said...

Is a non sequitur anything like an aperitif? Or am I thinking of anti pasta and uncle tomato?

Old Knudsen said...

Mr Frobisher 15 minutes of Lemurs? I've already sent in my complaints about that show, so how are len and Rita getting on? Corrie would be shite without them.

Canadian cunt? yeah sorry about that, will Dirty Den get it on with Bet or not? tense.

paddy what are ya trying to say? is there someone in the well?

dh I have long since given up what you are thinking about, I know an anti christ and an uncle fucker.

Anonymous said...

No one gets me when they google anything - how do you know where your visitors come from Mr K? I can't even look myself up who is says I live in Southern Scotland - which is about 400 miles out! I have a hotmail account which is placed in Northern Spain - about 1000 miles and several countries out!

Oh, Cunt. Does that help your googleability?

Old Knudsen said...

My free Shite meter tells me where people cum from, many have it and think they know where I'm from but they undersestimate the power of the CIA. Its all about yer computer's ISP # and where the server it goes through cums from so its not exact and can change. I know where yer server goes through and its not spain.

D. C. Warmington said...

Mr Mutley

I Googled "Mutley the Dog" and was redirected to a lunatic blog based in Bridport. I suggest you complain to the Powers That Be. You are being traduced by some bounder who is trying to ruin your good name. I hear on the wireless that Sir M. Sorrell has just received an out-of-court settlement of £120,000 in a similar case.

Spilling Ink said...

I get some weird searches showing up on my meter, too. The funniest one so far was someone searching for 'sniffing Grandma's panties'. I should have checked where it came from, but I didn't think of it. Clearly, this person is unfamiliar with Google advanced search using exact phrase, but it was good for a laugh.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

The number of people from the middle-east that find me by Googling child-bride is truly disgusting. They're mostly from the middle east, for some reason. Still I asked for it, I guess.

Eddie Waring said...

'Zoo Spunk' is pretty high on my list of searches. I think the jermans are ahead of the pack with Saudi Arabia a close 2nd. I had one last month for 'urges of a granny'. If my mum ever finds out about my blog I will be in big trouble.

Momentary Madness said...

Got it in one Knudsen. Ding dong dell. Excellent post; you certainly got the clicks clicking. I'm off to rehab for a while to clean up and find out who I really am. The persona has lost its fixed position. I think it's the blog I am not responding properly to my real name. To put it simply. I am turning into a blog. The Dr. says it's quite common and a couple of weeks on anti blog tabs and rest and I'll be fine. I was thinking of spending a week in North Somerset, Clevedon, with my cousin on the coast (very wild waters there) but I think it might be nice this time of year. It is only percolating; no bag ready, but I might.

Old Knudsen said...

I did? really? I suspect the XTC rather than the Blog is to blame but I'm no doctor, I just play one. Somerset is a nice place a slower pace of life, lay off the crazy pills and ying yer yang for a while lad.

Anonymous said...

. C. Warmington said...

Mr Mutley

I Googled "Mutley the Dog" and was redirected to a lunatic blog based in Bridport. I suggest you complain to the Powers That Be. You are being traduced by some bounder who is trying to ruin your good name. I hear on the wireless that Sir M. Sorrell has just received an out-of-court settlement of £120,000 in a similar case.


Lunatic??My blog is entirely factual and increasingly well known locally!!B (oh dear)

Maven said...

INDEED!!!!