Thursday 12 April 2007

An American Of Course

Enjoy yer coffee in yer Caffe with the one too many 'f's , you have doubted the manhood of my entire nation (even the weemen)and I suspect you to be in collusion with the Iranians how does yer coffee taste now? bitter like my balls?


I just knew you cunts would annoy me when I started this Blog and here it is. A couple of days short of my 8 month anniversary and I've had to put one of my long time insulters er commenters into The Gallery of Wankers. I actually thought I'd have more of you in there but no one bit with all the brabbling bait I've been writing.

Poor old Rich, the constant amount of coffee combined with a marching band addiction has been his doon fall, please feel free to click on the gallery to view his shame.


After we finish our coffee we'll have lots of cowboy bumsex, that should cheer you up spidy.

16 comments:

Scout said...

Poor Rich. All for not liking tea as much as coffee. You people take your beverages so seriously.

Foot Eater said...

Is that last sentence in italics a caption or are you talking to me?

Manuel said...

I used to work in a South Belfast Coffee Shop, you can just imagine the sort of muppets I had to deal with on an hourly basis. And every mouthbreather on the Malone Road in now a "coffee expert". Less froth more milk, and all that shite. Nah teas the drink for me. Someone orders tea theres nothing else to be asked for. As i wrote in my place today:

Customer: "Can I get a half fat double decaf latte with no foam and extra vanilla?"
Manuel: "Say regular coffee or get out!"

Old Knudsen said...

robyn Its one thing to not like it but he declared war on tea drinkers, the Queen drinks tea.

Mr eater you know I put secret messages in my posts just for you.

manuel The malone roaders are just so posh, they move to 'Upper Malone' and put on an accent. Tea is milk or sugar, no preteniousness unless some twat asks for Earl grey, they have watched too much Star Trek.

Kav said...

How many times do I have to call you a cunt before I get added? You cunt.

fofufou said...

Drum Corps? Is that another way of saying drum club?

It all sounds a bit proto fascist to me.

Old Knudsen said...

kav My mother used to call me a cunt I thought it was a sign of affection.

yer lordship not just a fascist but he also does medical experiments on people.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Oh Old K, you and me both - and HM of course. Tea reigns along with her! Fancy a cuppa now? I'll put the kettle on.

Sassy Sundry said...

Oh dear. Poor Rich.

Fat Sparrow said...

Oh Lord, they'll all be trying to out-do one another to get in there now.

FirstNations said...

...yes, there is definite movement underneath the healed over-place.
no seals.

no seals anywhere.

it is cold.

i need coffee.

Old Knudsen said...

lynn you were cheering Rich on a minute ago I shoot double agents to make sure of their loyalties.

sassy sundry hes been very quiet, do ya think hes crying?

fat sparrow I like it when you call me Lord.

first nations the wee fuckers will smell that foul coffee odour, Polar bears drink tea and they get the seals.

Spilling Ink said...

The Gallery of Wankers, Knudsen? Uh oh. I sure wouldn't want to be in there. You know, I was playing a word game on the computer the other night and I spelled 'wanker' with the available letters. The wankers wouldn't gimme any points for it. It pissed me right off.

FYI: The drama is over.

dive said...

Mmmmmm … Cowboy bumsex …
Them damn yankees are too soft for a real man's drink.

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

I HANG MY HEAD IN SHAME OLD KNUDDIE AND i HOPE YOU ACCEPT MY DEAREST APOLOGY.

I read your blog every chance I get.

Now open wide for my tea bag... here it cums

Old Knudsen said...

lynn I was there and what a nicer place it is.

dive not soft more like limp.

rich yer charm may work on the coffee wenches but I know you're a heart breaker.