Saturday 14 April 2007

Its People That Kill People Not Buildings

Strawberry jam everywhere what an inconsiderate shite, fucking Lawyers, probably just a cry for help anyway.

Moshe Kanovsky, a lawyer in his 30s jumped to his death from the 69th floor of the Empire State building, what an excellent way for a Lawyer to commit suicide it shows real class and style and I bet he sniggered about the 69th floor on the way doon too.

So far 30 people have killed themselves by jumping from the building since it was erected in 1931 so its a real danger to the public .

8 comments:

Foot Eater said...

So far 30 people have killed themselves by jumping from the building since it was erected in 1931 so its a real danger to the public.

Hur hur hurrr... he said erect.

Fat Sparrow said...

I expect there to be a campaign to ban skyscrapers now.

Eddie Waring said...

No doubt trying to emulate his hero, Spiderman. It's not the buildings that should be banned, it's these fucking movies. There should be some kind of warning on the pack.

Pickled Olives said...

It's really just helping thin out the herd. It's not very good at it since there have only been 30 people in 76 years.

boudica of suburbia said...

I don't blame them, have you been on the guided tour?

Anonymous said...

I bet some of his partners threw him out the window! I wouldn’t put it past attorneys to make new clients by throwing the attorney with the least billable hours out a window and then representing the injured party.

Anonymous said...

i too think it was murder. i mean come on, i the middle of interviewing a client he jumped, couldnt he wait till the interview was over??
ps he was in my highschool class

Old Knudsen said...

mr eater you knob.

fat sparrow ban everything with sharp corners people are idiots.

Mr Waring more like the man who fell to earth.

pickled olives lay off the seals cull a lawyer.

boudica of suburbia so thats why the guides wear harnesses so you don't throw them off.

AZ are you saying lawyers think more about money than people? I am shocked.

anon maybe the cilent was really boring this blog should only be read at ground level, at least he redeemed himself for becoming a lawyer it must of been shameful for him.