Thursday 12 April 2007

Want To Play Spin The Bottle?

Soooo unlucky you had to check out my Blog today, hey it must be Friday the 13th, well if you haven't shorted out yer computer by boaking over it the post below tells you all about this special day,"hey Jimmy, stop hogging the drink and give me a swig."

26 comments:

The Mistress said...

Thanks, yes I'll have a swig.

Excuse me if I just wipe the rim first. I'm a little cautious of germs. Can't be too careful these days.

Annie said...

Oh my god :(

Gorilla Bananas said...

He could park Thunderbird 4 in there.

fofufou said...
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fofufou said...

Do you reckon he could fire that out at speed? If so, I could use him on my estate. Organic burglar alarm.

Anonymous said...

Do you think that when this fella goes to a proctologist the doctor has to tie a two by four to his ass so he doesn’t fall in during the examination?

Old Knudsen said...

After he takes out the bottle you have to wait 5 minutes for the glasses.

Anonymous said...

Without a doubt there is something dreadfully wrong with you!

The Dog of Freetown said...

I ban you from your blog.
Ban!

Old Knudsen said...

There is something wrong with me, my father never hugged me enough as a child so I had to find love in the arms of big hairy men at the social club. I think it was the exposure to the asbestos in the walls that made me the way I am.

No Kieran I ban Myself so there, see who has the power?

ellie said...

Unusual design for a wine rack, wouldn't match my decor but i'm sure some would have a gap for it near the back door.
Are his biceps enlarged?

ellie said...

Could perhaps hang drying cloths between the toes. The uses are many and varied, shall have to re-evaluate.

Pickled Olives said...

oowwwwweeeeeeee. ouch. Damn. ouch. I'm rendered speechless yet again.

Frobisher said...

surely if he wanted to unscrew the bottle he put it in the wrong way round?

D. C. Warmington said...

He's just getting his Tesco Bordeaux to the right temperature.

SQT said...

I wonder, in...whatever world this person lives in...is being that...er...stretched considered a good thing?

FirstNations said...

aw geeze, buddy, there's a 5 cent deposit on those! you can say goodbye to THAT nickel now.

...i wonder if you can hear the ocean....

NiolK said...

Very few of us have met you in person.

Foot Eater said...

You know, I'm a right snob, and I pride myself on appreciating wit rather than crudity. Yet this comment by niolk:

I've got such a fuckin boner now.

has me pissing myself.

Is there something wrong with me?

Old Knudsen said...

I pride myself on appreciating wit rather than crudity

you've changed, I like to think I cater to all the family.

Manuel said...

Maybe he just pissed the waiter off one too many times...

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Oh sweet Jesus, I can't figure out whether it's better to see this drunk - as i now am - or sober - as I now amn't, and I don't wan this dilemma to be the last thing on my mind before I fall asleep. I'm forced to sing "browm paper packages tied up with string / These are a few of my favourite things.

Old Knudsen said...

I'm sure he has some packages up his hole.

Fat Sparrow said...

I don't know where you find these pictures, but I'm so glad I've never been on your source site.

Philippe de St-Denis said...

Niolk's comment cracked up, too.

But that's just before I went blind looking at the pic.

Gawd.

Maven said...

I can't believe how well defined his left (on the screen, right) arm is... and how well-shaved his taint is.