A golf club near Bristol has lifted a rule that banned Germans and Austrians from playing on their course.
The rule was put into place when 9 club members died in World War I fighting the bloody Hun .
The rules, drawn up in 1919, state: "No person of German or Austrian extraction, whether naturalised or not should be allowed in the clubhouse or on the course."
The rule was long forgotten about and was recently rescinded by Kraut lovers at a general meeting .
The rule was put into place when 9 club members died in World War I fighting the bloody Hun .
The rules, drawn up in 1919, state: "No person of German or Austrian extraction, whether naturalised or not should be allowed in the clubhouse or on the course."
The rule was long forgotten about and was recently rescinded by Kraut lovers at a general meeting .
The only hole in one I want Hitler to have is the one I shoot in his head before I burn his body to a crisp, hmmmmm crisps.
Alfie Lockheart a club member said,"whats next? letting in the blacks and Slavs?"
The "no shirt no shoes no service and Jews no allowed " rules still stand, you don't want anarchy now do you?
Alfie Lockheart a club member said,"whats next? letting in the blacks and Slavs?"
The "no shirt no shoes no service and Jews no allowed " rules still stand, you don't want anarchy now do you?
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Hitler's body was burnt by his followers, but the Russians dug it up and still discovered his secret. There's no way a fire could burn off one ball and leave the other one intact.
Gary Lineker has golden balls I believe. Maybe someone stole it to make clones in Brazil.
Yes St Andrew did invent golf, Jesus never really got into it he liked football better, what can you expect Andy was from greece.
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