Send In The Clones.

Scottish scientists are undoubtedly the best in the world though voted the ugliest group of scientists for 2006 by Time magazine. Bored with cloning sheep and grafting ears onto mice they have done something to actually benefit mankind, they have cloned hot weemen.
Patrick Cowan head of research at the Scottish Institute of Haggis and Mulehorn commented. " We can finally get a shag at real alive weemen this is an exciting breakthrough for science, we are also close to finding the gene that makes weemen want to cuddle after sex ."
Well done lad I say, that's one for our side just don't teach them too much or let them near Brad Pitt or George Clooney films, those cunts spoil it for the rest of us.