Here it is people, I can vouch for the authenticity of this picture as I took it during our honeymoon on the Isle of Man. Angie as I call her was a ninja in the sack she liked me to take a dump on her chest and smear it in, little did she reckon on my stomach problems and I totally pebble dashed the poor gurl. The marriage was annulled when I refused to adopt 3rd world children that matched her handbags.
I haven't seen or talked to vagina mouth (my pet name for her) in years. I hear she just got a snakeskin Louis Vuitton and will be soon touring the 3rd world burn units for a new child, well good luck to her and Brad (or vagina mouth as I call him) and remember, if you want a long life together only co-star with really ugly actors/actresses, that Billy Bob Thornton cunt must slip the weemen mickeys or something I mean what was that about? the rebound from me?
On a non naked celebrity topic I visited two Blogs one Brit one Yank and left two of my amazingly witty comments , on the word verification on the first one was "Smenita" I liked the look of that word so I wrote it doon, about 5 minutes later commenting on another Blog the word verification also said, "Smenita" now I have to find out if this is a message from the grave in some dirty lingo or my computer is talking to me again. All I know is that its definitely Blogjinx©.
Thursday 28 June 2007
Gurl Interupt...............
oldknudsen@gmail.com Old Knudsen
Labels: Angelina Jolie naked, no whip, smenita
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Thank you Knudsen!!!! Excuse me for a moment, right click, save image as, ok now that's wacking material for a month...I wonder what she'll adopt when she wants to carry a red hand bag?
I heard that she wore a locket of your jizz when you were married to her.
She's got white marks from wearing a thong in the sun. I'm surprised you allowed her to wear one instead of making her stay naked the whole time, you must have been in love.
Forget about Smenita, some stones are better left unturned. Just walk away, man, this thing goes all the way to the top.
u like Angi so much? :)
Keshi.
Who but Knudie would go to Ramsey for his honeymoon. But she preferred Douglas, right?
Isle of Man for a honeymoon! She didn't know when she was onto a good thing. You spoil your women.
fat thomas well its one way to get readers/oglers.
fat sparrow I should get that back incase she tries to make a me.
Mr Bananas I was getting sick of seeing her naked all the time, "put some clothes on woman, yer embarrassing my parents."
captain smack After the CIA files being released I do feel very vulnerable, I should let it lie.
keshi I've had better.
conan drumm Ramsey is the third biggest town on the Isle, only the best for my gurl Douglas all the way.
ellie she paid for it so we pushed the boat out.
You are not the only one watching that this word verification today runs strange.
Surely she would be adopting a skinned snake if she wanted to match her handbag? You know not of mystical wimmin's things Knuddie. I gently suggest you stick to manly topics such as guns and harpoons. Thank you.
mago keep an eye on the skies too.
jungle jane I am a man for all seasons, weemen, guns, harpoons, jews, goats in sheep's clothing whatever I know it all.
I encountered the 'SMENITA' word varification three times yesterday.
Is it a Spanish form of dick cheese?
It won't be long before a spaminator learns of smenita and bypasses all our verifications. Dahmik.
But thanks for leaving your witty droppings on my site. Consider sending me your real email addy cuz the other one sucks. MUAH!
-AD
thank you thank you, oh for this picture is sure as lovely as anything...but you know its a good thing im not a leezer Old K..if i was id have to save this picture and keep tissues here on my desk to wipe the screen off after everytime i lick it..i assure you im as straight as a rubberband flying in the wind..lol
Holy Shit! Quick! Where's my bible? I need a reason to hate this before I combust spectacularly....
Where are the nudie pics of you??? I would be highly intersted to know what vaginal mouths pet name for you is!
my eyes, my eyes
tickersoid They eat their own dick cheese you know, a dirty people.
AD my e-mail addy sucks? must be time to change it again.
Mrs Cecrux men love her, Weemen love her as for me. I've tapped that ass she was a goer.
witchfynder shes a bit Bi which is totally wrong, except when Jesus likes to watch.
jenny "The sexanator" my archives are full of my nude pics, try the fan blog if you don't want to search.
savannah you'll live, its only a naked woman, I didn't post our "real" honeymoon action pics.
respelled it could be inmates. I wonder who you are going to get as an inmate? How exciting!
You could be my inmate as long as you don't mind me being on top, the bunks I'm talking about.
those i could have handled..it was the cockeyed nipples that threw me...which way to look, sugar
oh you lovely man you. you have earned yourself a favour ;)
I think she over trimmed her bush. Not so attractive as a nicely maintained one. Brad should have stay with Jen.
Not that I spend a lot of time looking at other women's bushes, but that's just my personal opinion on the subject.
-P
She's smokin'
I would have stayed even if she adopted 20 and Billy he's got charm and a salf made man- a no kind of a bull-shit or no nonsense type.
Y;-) Paddy
savannah you have an eye for detail.
xmichra put the kettle on luv.
poxima so you didn't vote for bush then.
Ms Smack no she put it out.
paddy she objected to my gurlfriends too, a strange woman.
Nice. I dunno if I could wank for a whole month over just ONE picture though
Has Angie got inflatable bosoms then? Because in every picture I have seen of her she's as flat-chested as an ironing board. I can come to only one conclusion, Knudsen's fantasy world (which, as far as I can make out he inhabits pretty much constantly)is so powerful that this feverish fantasy has been made manifest.
eyebee I've wanked over the same picture for 40 years, she even talks to me, c'mon lad show some loyality.
AMKT you have guessed it, I am God, yer prayers and comments make me real.
Smenita is what you get when you run Spice Girl knickers through the blender. Goes well with vodka.
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