Thursday 28 June 2007

He Has To Be English.

I love to get input from my fans that read my blog, not people I'd want to meet in real life but still I like to grace yer lives with my greatness showing you what with a lot of work and an insane amount of luck* you too could be the worlds greatest blogger.*

I get people sending me pictures saying, "I saw this picture and I thought of you," never a bold warrior holding a sword aloft shouting, "by the power of grayskull" but either something quirky or some painful testicle torture. Are you trying to tell me something?

The picture above has been sent to me twice, do all my readers have these fantasies about me? how many of you masturbate to my blog? I'm just asking as I do that to yer blogs all the time.






*only kidding*

24 comments:

Taihae said...

I'm out of the frame in thigh highs holding a single tail. Just so you know.

Old Knudsen said...

The usual then.

Taihae said...

naturally.

Anonymous said...

Is that Niƶlk getting them out finally?

Old Knudsen said...

I hear hes into that sort of thing but hes Irish and ginger.

Old Knudsen said...

Then the face will hit the fan.

savannah said...

strange, but whenever i hear craig ferguson's voice i think of you... and see your dear little old man face, sugar

Old Knudsen said...

Ferguson has a posh Scots accent, probably so you'd understand him. I have Scots and some Irish tones to mine, its quite unique.

Anonymous said...

This fan ...

A coroner once checked out whether it is possible to hang a man at his balls. As i remember he used a average weight man, should be around 75 kilogramms. Naturally the scrotum ruptures. Doesn't work.

Some Goofy Woman said...

You've mentioned the whack-to-others'-blogs thing a little too many times.

If you do to mine you must tell me which post you... defile. So I may nuke it. It had better not be a good one.

-AD

Manuel said...

seriously this post is stretching it a bit, literally....

Old Knudsen said...

mago was he decorating for X-mas?

medbh I'm all for self abuse.

amberI'll never tell but I was just over at you admiring yer herpes.

manuel That's why its important to moisturize.

Anonymous said...

WOW! This is like one of those terrible car crashes that you can't look away from but are scared of what you might see. If I could do this, I wouldn't leave the house. And I thought the crazy Africans that wear rolled leaves on their cocks and land dive were weird. He must be British.

Tickersoid said...

A man versed in the Tickersoid, penis enlargement technique.

Tickersoid said...

OMG! I've just enlarged the picture and found he's doing it all wrong.

the witchfynder said...

After forty years of marriage, still she wants a longer one... Jesus!

Anonymous said...

Naa, strictly scientific.
Hang, bonk, clean; hang, bonk, clean .. you get an idea.

Old Knudsen said...

fat thomas God bless their little Sassenach brains.

tickersoid maybe he couldn't afford a sex change .

mago deck the halls with balls and willy, tra la la la la la la la la

Anonymous said...

Old Knudsen singing!

Let's produce THE hit single! But who would go for just one hit?

Anonymous said...

It's pictures like this that make it so I can't read your blog before putting the kids to bed. Ouch. that looks painful.

Old Knudsen said...

witchfynder everything does shrink with age.

mago I have taught many a Banshee to wail.

Ms Pool a picture is 1000 words or less I like an instant reaction.

Ms Smack said...

dear god, come on!!??

WHY on earth does any man want to do this??

Jesus. Wouldn't most pass out from the pain, or shock or something??? SICKO!

Eyebee said...

Masturbate TO your blog? No no No.

ON it.

Print out the pages with the hot tottie on first, and then do it.

Oh, and if you lay on your wanking arm, for about 20 minutes, until it goes totally dead, and then do it, it feels like someone else is doing it, and you can imagine, its the bird in said picture.

{From the best selling "Eyebee's wanking tips" #34a]






Yes, ok I made it all up.

Old Knudsen said...

ms smack maybe desperate hoosewives was a repeat that night.

eyebee just do it left handed lad.