I have a nervous tick.
Sunday 3 June 2007
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- Old Knudsen
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22 comments:
That sucks.
Absolutely lousy.
Yer silly puns just gets me blood up.
Enough of your family pictures, already.
Not much will crack me up at 1:23 AM, but you did! What manner of mental illness did you say you had?
Gah! No bugs before coffee!
No puns either, please.
I hope I didn't get Lyme disease from reading this.
while ticking away, wear your deet.
I thought uncontrollable defecation was your nervous tick.
Yer a bloody liar.
You should trade in your tick for a black widow (see my blog for details).
funniest pic today award
I'd long suspected this was a 'para-site'.
*ahem*
Have you tried feeding it prozac?
As you know, prozac is merely a common tranquiliser that has lost its amatuer status.
aye insult the old man with the bowel trouble, I'm such an easy target you cunts, you won't get Lyme disease from this post but you all should get checked out for the clap after cuming here, Prozac is for the weak, I prefer denial and lots of crying.
LOL!!!!! WTF!!!! ROTFL! BMX!
don't forget UDA, woops sorry wrong post.
damn, sugar..you never cease to amaze me..and a lot of others, it seems
And myself, its just a bug.
I have 12 posts in draft and I put up a bug with a one-liner, moods are a strange thing.
Thats limp, not nervous.
I had one of those on my gooch once. I had to get my scoutmaster to get it off with Vaseline. Those were the days...
Its all about timing aint it? Tick Tock
'Kin hell, I've missed some brilliant posts while I've been away, haven't I?
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