Wednesday 27 June 2007

A Very Special Lady.


The Queen and her consort Prince Phillip toured Pinewood film studios this week and stopped in during the making of a new feature film 'The Bukkake Brothers 3' a movie featuring 80's pop princess Sheena Easton . Protective eye wear was given to the royal couple in case of rogue money shots during the exciting movie climax. The Queen and Prince Phillip then met the cast and shook hands.

Tina Callow one of the fluffers said afterwards, " The Queen had a good firm but gentle grasp I told her she'd be a natural fluffer." Ah miss Callow you don't know the half of that woman's talents.

27 comments:

Oliver Gosling said...

I remember once being sunk up to the nuts in guts of some Jap girl, she was tiny, like an ornament that your Gran might have on the telly. That is if your Gran went in for porcelain figurines of naked Jap bints with their asses in the air. man she was tight, like a fisherman's grip, and I've known some fishermen!
What was I saying..? Who?

I don't remember writing this?

Oliver Gosling said...

Hey Old Knudson! Don't loose it man! I told us not to make jam in aluminum saucepans! Now we have given us Alzheimer's.
Who you lookin at sonny? Mammy I'm frightened! Make the coalman go away! We're on gas!

Oliver Gosling said...

Knudson? For God's sake are you with me or agin me?
Shit the apple pie bed!

jungle jane said...

she might have protective glasses on to prevent her eyes from stray jizz but by the look on her face i guess she forgot to shut her mouth??

Oliver Gosling said...

Who are you? Do I know you? Do you know me?

fofufou said...

Yawn.

With regards to the post, they do both look to be enjoying the filming.

Old Knudsan said...

the thing I hate about the Interweb is all the cheap knock offs. I am Old knudsan from the clan Old Knudsan and I cannae dye.

Old Knudsen said...

jungle Jane you have to excuse my blog there seems to be an infestation, any chance of a diddy wank and a sing song?

yer Lordship remember these words well, "you get what you pay for."

old Knudson yer a handsome fella but fuck off.

Old Knudsan yer a handsome fella but fuck off.

Gorilla Bananas said...

And there was I thinking that fluffers were no longer needed because of Viagra. Men too proud to take the pill should follow Knudie's example and hire them.

Old Knudsen said...

Ok then, I shall look at yer resume again Mr Bananas.

ellie said...

Is that a pearl necklace she is wearing?

jungle jane said...

Knuddie this split personality stuff of yours only makes me want you more.

If i sing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" will you give me an extra 4 minutes of your lovin'??

Jenny! said...

She looks a bit disgusted...or is that just how she reacts when turned on by gallons of jizz???

Old Knudsen said...

ellie Its not the one I gave her.

jungle jane I may be a sex machine but 4 minutes is a little excessive, do you know "sunder rise early in the morning" ? if ya put yer hand doon my trousers I will say, "can ya tell what it is yet?"

Old Knudsen said...

jenny thats her sex face, it can be a little off putting sometimes, the Queen is best in the doggie position in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

Phillip is cool, always was and always will be.

Old Knudsen said...

His name is a bit soft and hes Greek but he does say, "slitty eyes" so hes ok.

jungle jane said...

My granny was right. you are just a big tease.

That's the last time i chat a sex symbol up...

Old Knudsen said...

Sex symbol, ghey icon its tough being me.

I liked yer post on blog relationships, nice and tight.

Oliver Gosling said...

That fekker is an imposter!

Old Knudsen said...

My people will be in touch.

Anonymous said...

GOD SAVE TONY BLAIR!!!

Old Knudsen said...

Thats what I say (to a point) the world is less safe.

Manuel said...

Sheena Easton, Bukkake, nice...

Anonymous said...

so this is what happens when they escape from the wax works museum?

Old Knudsen said...

manuel shes asking for it.

kate isis is that why she started to melt with the friction?

Eyebee said...

I'll have to ask my younger brother about Queenie's hands. He met her last year for real.

Sent me a picture he did. Queenie looked like she normally does - like a corgi has just shit in her handbag - but my brother was looking like real twat, a veritable grinning monkey.

He'd know about fluffing too, our family always used it as a polite term for farting, when we were in front of old Aunt Maud.

He's certainly a fluffer - I told that I hope he didn't fluff in front of Queenie, as he has a habit of following through too, and the corgis would have gone into a frenzy then, and been around his arse like a ferret up a drainpipe.