Sunday 24 June 2007

You Fucking Smart Arse.

"They killed Kenny, you bastards."


Two year -old Georgia Brown, from Hampshire, scored 152 in an IQ test - putting her in the top 2% of the population for her age and has become the youngest ever female member of British Mensa.

After 45 minutes the gurl needed a nap or she got cranky.

Georgia was crawling at five months, walking at nine months and, by 18 months, she was having proper conversations and running a small country.

She is able to answer questions five and six-year-olds can't. "The test uses questions like 'If brother is to boy, then sister is to ...?'. She can hold a pencil, draw a circle and knows her colours. Questions like,"who is the green Wiggle and why hasn't the one in the red shirt died yet ?" didn't fool her.

I don't care how old she is how cum she gets easy tests? I did a Mensa test years ago and only got my name half right. I can draw circles and know that sister is to disappointment and probably teenage pregnancy.

I could have an IQ of 200 and stick that on my resume and get a job as a Judge or Porn star or a Judging Porn star, " I sentence you to suck on my balls" or "Death by rimjob."

I'd like to ask that gurl some simples questions myself like,"what colour should the Starboard light on a boat be?" and "Is Tomato a vegetable or a fruit and what then is Simon Cowell?" we'll see how smart she is or is she just book smart and can't survive at the end of the world when it becomes Knudsen eat dog? those people will be my happy meals when I , "Mad Knudsen am the road warrior."

12 comments:

Eddie Waring said...

She may have a higher IQ than I do but I can drink more beer, eat more curry and I can change my own diaper.

Eddie Waring said...

I think I have also hit my peak. The best I can hope for is more of the same, otherwise it's all down hill from here.

Eyebee said...

She'll be wore out by the time she goes to skool

Old Knudsen said...

Mr Waring yer wife also shares that fear, please tell her I'm not a The-rapist, oh and stop doing that thing with the budgies its not sexy its sick.

eyebee I bet shes started to drink from the pressure already, everytime the word rimjob is used I get a hit from Germany.

Gorilla Bananas said...

She looks like a mind-reader to me, she must have been reading yours when you took that picture.

Fat Sparrow said...

She may be smart, but the Nestling Sparrow could totally kick her ass, and give her the time of day. Not like that you sick fucks, I just mean he can tell the time.

"Is Tomato a vegetable or a fruit and what then is Simon Cowell?"

Yep, that one got a laugh.

"everytime the word rimjob is used I get a hit from Germany"

You must get a lot of hits.

Anonymous said...

I have to wonder what will happen when she becomes a teenager. Moody outcast with a semi automatic? Let her be a kid ffs.

jungle jane said...

Shouldn't she be learning things like how to wipe your mouth properly after you rimmed the dog?

Scout said...

Kids like that can barely have a normal human conversation, and as Kate said, she'll end up a mess by the time she's 16. I just hope her parents don't turn her into a freak show.

Ms Smack said...

LOL JJ

Megan McGurk said...

It's the parents and teachers who ruin them in the end by pushing them to be adults instead of kids playing with mud and dolls. My sense is that many parents of wildly intelligent kids feel inferior and therefore sabotage them in a passive-aggressive way until they snap.

Old Knudsen said...

mr bananas she was trying to make my head explode with her mind rays.

fatsparrow you know you only cum here for the rimjobs.

kate isis just like all the other wee fuckers then.

jungle jane or learn how to wipe the dog first.

robyn too late shes already a freak.

ms smack a true animal lover.

medbh I blame the need to be covered in the media.