Tuesday 3 July 2007

Happy 4th July.

Here is a flag I could swear allegiance to.

To all our American cousins who celebrate their Independence or worse mistake they ever made today. Now I'm not going to call George Washington a traitor as he was an officer in the militia under the British, nor shall I mention how he forced alcohol taxes out the poor Scots/Irish in the Appellations even though they used alcohol as currency because they had no money and had just bravely fought and beat the English.
Nor shall I say you only won because you got the French to help you, how embarrassing.

Enjoy yerselves and raise a toast to the French and thank them for yer freedom, and keep pets inside if you set off fireworks.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

And to think them three babes are doin' an old wrinkled fart! I meant Hugh Hefner not you.

Old Knudsen said...

Its hard out there for a pimp in the playboy mansion.

Ms. Kimba said...

woohoo happy 4th of july for me!!! but why isn't angelina in there?

Fat Sparrow said...

Yeah, yeah, if it wasn't for us you'd be speaking German.

Metody Jankowiak said...

Fließend mein Liebling

Metody Jankowiak said...

Welches sagen sie Altes Knudsen? Waren sie Schottisch nicht auf der Deutschen seite ?

Anonymous said...

Happy 4th of July to all of my American Brotheren. Old K, you can keep your tea and your bad teeth you British cunt. But I love ya, tho!

Anonymous said...

These chicks seem to come from a kind of generator, clones ...
The "Schottisch" is a dance in Bavaria.

Anonymous said...

If there was no United States of America, then there would be no American women and wouldn't you be sorry.

Not to mention, we inspire lots o' great songs, like Ac/DC "Shook me all night long". Thems were AMERICAN thighs he was appreciaten'

-P

Old Knudsen said...

Mrs Cecrux shes off adopting servants for her kid.

fatsparrow I didn't see 'you' at Normandy, no one thanks me.

naziboy I'm Scottish on my back-side.

fat thomas go have a happy meal ya fat cunt. Washington had wooden teeth.....wooden bite. hahahaha

mago was it that dance they edited Hitler to do for propaganda?

proxima don't forget the thong song. Send me 'more' naked pictures to remind me of yank weemen please.

Anonymous said...

Der Führer tanzt nicht!

Old Knudsen said...

Tough guys don't dance mate.

Anonymous said...

The "Schottisch" is by the way an interesting dance, pretty complicated for a socalled folk-dance, with change of rythm and all. A linguist once told me that scots and old-bavarians would understand each other's dialect easily. Can't say nothing about that, not my thing.

Does Rourke dance?

Old Knudsen said...

I'm really not sure if yer taking the piss with the Schottisch or not I find many Scots,Glaswegians mostly hard to follow so good on the old Barvarians. Rourke dancing around the boxing ring pretending he can box.


Its a shame as he is a good actor but a total twat.

Anonymous said...

"Taking the piss with the Schottisch"? Sorry ... too lazy to look in the slang-book.

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schottisch_(Tanz)

The precessor was called "Hopser" ...

Old Knudsen said...

Kidding, fooling, I looked up yer link and realise you lot just can't spell.

I sent you an e-mail ya crazy franconian, hope you like the naked pics.

Old Knudsen said...

I have to go and put some windows in (no I'm not an installer) naked pics of me damn it, enjoy, see ya later lad.

Anonymous said...

Only if I can get that Happy Meal super sized!

Unknown said...

And the Forth of Clyde, man?

Portia said...

curious, are they triplets or did they all have the same surgeon?

Old Knudsen said...

fat thomas and don't forget yer diet coke.

conan Drumm close enough.

portia My willy says he doesn't care either way.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Good advice about the pets. My ex set the neighbors dog on fire with a bottle rocket. Burned a patch of hair on the wee bugger. He was a little thing, tied out and was hit by incoming fire. We were shooting them back and forth like 3rd graders. Od course, we were in our 30's, so no excuse.

Old Knudsen said...

Its all fun and games until you kill a Canadian by accident.