Its Friday and I don't give a fuck, you know why? cos tomorrow I'm going to a friend's wedding and I'm going to get totally bluttered at the reception, or was it a funeral? you know he wasn't really much of a friend but at the wake or reception which ever one it is there will be lots of free drink.
Here is my second post today, scroll doon for the tits and tell me if you think they're real.
I have decided that the Baldwin brothers are a waste of time and should be destroyed. I used to like Alec as hes a good actor with great comic timing but he turned out to be just a prick, have you seen Malice? that's a good film a doctor who thinks hes God, surgeons wankers the lot of them. He looks like a bully that has to work at appearing nice to me, he exudes arrogance.
Billy is a tosser because he makes crap films and is a Baldwin I never liked him from the first and I usually have good instincts like that, I must be part dog . Daniel or "fat Baldwin" as I call him is a failed actor now on the reality show circuit, hes just out of rehab and wants to tell everyone about it, he'll no stay sober for long. He gets wasted and becomes a nasty piece of work just so self absorbed ready to take you doon with him.
Stephen Baldwin is a work of art, he did one cool film "the usual suspects" former coke head and threesome with a thong on his head kinda guy hes a born again Christian and not one of the quiet smug ones, he wears crosses and T-shirts with jesus logos, he doesn't know any scripture or any of the commandments but that doesn't matter to him because he doesn't think you have to know anything about the subject as long as you wear religious bling, just like after the film "The Craft" came out all the teenagers called themselves witches cos they saw the movie and had a pentagram and black clothes.To paraphrase Stephen and his words of wisdom he once said," there had better be a God because if there isn't then hes gonna have to answer to me Stephen Baldwin." He has a book called, "The usual suspect" quick go out and don't buy it now.
Friday 20 July 2007
A Waste Of Air # 1
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Dude, your first paragraph just cracked me up. That's how a post should start.
As for Stephen Baldwin in The Usual Suspects, I think Bill Simmons said it best: "Nobody saw it coming, nobody thought it would last, nobody was proven wrong in the end."
It cracks me up that you called me "dude" today I like all non-baldwin yanks.
Nobody don't know nothing.
What about Mike Baldwin the only brother who worked for a living, running a knicker factory in Corrie
Sure, the Baldwins had fleeting moments of talent and good looks, but anyone who clings so tenaciously to the tennet that "there's no such thing as bad publicity" is a wanker and has no class.
Didn't Mike and Ken and Deirdre have a 3-way?
Yeah, Stephen Baldwin is a piece of work all right, he tried to close down a local porn shop where he lives in some pretty little town in the US. I'd love to lock him in a cell and make him watch porn non stop until he ejaculates himself to death ;)
I used to like alec baldwin until I heard his idea of leaving a message on his daughters mobile phone. No wonder she doesn't want to see him.
freah hell You may recall I hate the Kennedys also, the Baldwins are like them without the political ambitions.
MJ ugliest threesome ever.
emmak I'm sure he has a lot of clout, whats wrong with porn? Jesus loved a good old rimming.
kate I'm sure he tries to force her to see him via courts to get at Kim.
Bloody hell,Knudsen you're the Scottish perezhilton.
they're dead to me....
Mr Cecrux I know more about stuff I shouldn't know and my head hurts because of it, I like to watch the stars late at night in the darkness.
savannah good on ya.
Where are the tits?
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