Monday 27 August 2007

Stop In The Name Of My Rad Moves

Community Support Officer Stephen Dean hangs out with the teens at the local Lee-on-Solent near Gosport skateboarding park to work on his skills at riding the board.


They think by putting a couple of twats on a board it will break doon barriers and stop the kids from committing crimes because they know a peeler that can balance on a skateboard.


Is it just me or are police fucking useless? why call them they won't do anything they are in and out as fast as they can be, like Doctors herding patients through their offices.


They are more likely to interrogate the person that called them treating them as the criminal, either you interrupted their donut or you won't give them as much trouble as the person you called them for.

I hate to call the police and prefer to settle things myself , what use would a policeman on a skate board be anyway? they don't even carry guns, look at the picture of PCSO Dean again, would giving him a gun make you feel safer anyway?

A police station in Norfolk was under siege from a crowd of 100 people throwing bottles, earlier in the day an unlicensed music event was broken up and a lot of arrests were made so they thought they would pay the police back. Does this show a lack of respect? even a drunken mob should know better than to attack a police station.


Three thick necked blokes about to take yer lunch money, who would you rather turn up to protect you, this guy or the one on the skateboard?


The British police used to be tougher, they were blokes that could take doon the criminal, the RUC (Royal Ulster Constabulary) were tough, if a wee shitty Chav gives you lip they'd slap them across the head (away from cunts with camera phones) the French police are tough too, they don't give a shit, sleep on a bench you'll get a poke in the ribs with a night stick and told to move on and they had better not find you again its like they want to fight to show they aren't cheese eating surrender monkeys or something.

Now the Northern Ireland Police are as good as the Irish Garda.....

Maybe it all went wrong when they required people to have a degree to join , you exchange toughness for brains, never mind just getting intelligent tough guys." Oh no its the class swot come to arrest us, no wait he just wants to be our pal so we'll not commit crimes, you gotta love psychology, those patronising bastards lets knife him."

In America cops are paralysed by stupid rules that protect criminals, " you can't fire at a moving car that's about to knock you doon unless its a Tuesday after 11am, the driver isn't black (don't want to get sued for racism) or if they have a good reason for stealing the car in the first place." (like the buses were late) then you get to the judges that fear for their career too much and sentence as to not offend the criminal. Raped a gurl? she was probably asking for it I'll give ya 2 years, don't worry with good bahaviour and prison over crowding you'll be out on the streets a rehabilitated worthy useful citizen in 4 to 6 months.

The whole system in most countries needs to be over hauled and not by touchy feely lefties who would jail an adult for assaulting a child when he accidentally strikes one of the 15 underage chavs kicking the shit out of him, or charges the home owner for negligence when a burglar slips and hurts themselves while robbing the hoose.

Its a tough job similar to what the teachers go through. A lot of their power has gone and they must abide by the curriculum, do yer job and learn not to give a fuck. You can tell who has been on the job for a while and who the keen as mustard newbies are.

While everyone is feeling apathetic and sheep like its no good giving them more power, as Uncle Ben told me just before he cooked up some rice, "With great power cums great responsibility." and then he said " Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices." He was a boring old fucker.



12 comments:

dive said...

Too damned right, old man.
That police station seige was in Gt. Yarmouth, just down the road from me. It's like that every weekend. A war zone. Bastards.

And when I caught a fucking hooded teenager ransacking my house I threw the twat out the kitchen window. Luckily for me he was too drugged up to remember where he got the cuts and bruises. The police said if he had pressed charges I would have been the one to get prosecuted.

I vote to put you in charge of law and order.
Let's split some fucking heads.

Cycles Goff said...

All the pigs around Dublin are so fucking young. They seem about the right age for skateboards to me.

There should be a shaving requirement. Though not for the ladies.

Unknown said...

The only problem with the RUC man is that he might gives Loyalist paramilitaries some files on your family, who then might end up dead.

I have to admit though, I always had more respect for the RUC than the GardaĆ­. It must have be the H&K pointing at me, or maybe the 8 squadies he had as backup.

today the PSNI look almost as ghey as the prancer on that skateboard. Its all in the Uniform.

Anonymous said...

I find it encouraging that machine-gun-Kelly wears a tie as part of the uniform. Makes things look better anyway!
German police-officers wear real bad uniforms: bad cut, bad material, bad colors, bad ties if any: A man has to wear a tie.

And: Terrorists never wear ties!

Portia said...

makes it tricky when the country is led by a criminal, and most people have forgotten about justice. everyone just wants revenge and it doesn't matter who gets it.

The Little Cheese said...

Ha ha! It is all very well to have a skateboarding copper, but make sure he is not pictured with the kids he is trying to get down with. I will email you a pic that the silly coppers sent to go with a story about their 'youth football matches'.

It might make you laugh. Well, smile... okay so it won't make you do either but I'll send it anyway...

Megan McGurk said...

It's strange that cops are on skateboards. Aren't they illegal-prohibited in most areas or at least strictly regulated?
At least give them actual transport such as a bike.

Manuel said...

Don't speak too soon. The peelers now have bicycles in Belfast. They get dogs abuse from the spides about their helmets. Quite funny until they stop and start smashing heads

FirstNations said...

Come commit a crime in Sumas! It's easy and fun! here's how:
1. On a Sunday evening around 7pm, commit your crime of choice. It doesn't matter...get all crazy with it! Think outside the box!!
2. complainant calls 911
3. 911 calls the Blaine Border patrol office 25 miles away
4. if they don't happen to be busy at that particular moment they call 911 back
5. 911 forgets to give BBP the complainants phone number, calls complainant back (yes, i know) and asks them to call Blaine Border patrol directly.
6. Dial 911
7. repeat steps 2, 3, 4
8. Blaine Border Patrol relays message to a machine in the (empty) offices of the Sumas Police Department, which automatically pages the duty officer.
9. Duty officer contacts patrol officer and relays message
10. patrol officer arrives at scene of crime and says 'what do you expect us to do about it? do you know who it was?

oh yes, its true.

Old Knudsen said...

dive A man has the right to protect his spice rack by force if necessary.

gimme they would be piglets then, how do they notice crime with their Ipods in and texting their gurl friends?

niall only catholics have to worry about getting killed, incentive to join the winning team I'd say.Two Ruc with big guns looking doon their nose at you can be unsettling, they had presence.

mago Gerry Adams and martin McGuiness wear ties, you might want to re-think that theory. The RUC looked like armed airport guards.

portia Talking about Bush? The states was formed by traitors to the crown don't get me started.

ms cheese what a clueless picture, I see the kids got sweets to keep them sweet.

medbh give them wheels in the heels of their boots.

manuel they will take the time to chase spides I see.

first nations which is why everyone should be armed.

Fusion said...

...which is why everyone should be armed...

can of worms there old man, but in my other home of north eye-duh-hoe
80% of the homeowners are armed, and guess what? Very few home invasion robberies, you have thunk it?

Old Knudsen said...

If everyone is armed then the hood who is a coward by nature will think twice.