Saturday 13 October 2007

Margaret Thatcher, Another Year Closer To Death

She wore it for Ronnie who loved to tap that arse.

Its Maggie's 82 nd birthday today .Most people who talk about Margaret Thatcher do so with bitterness and contempt and you know what? theres been a lot worse so gurn up.

A green grocer's daughter who went on to study chemistry and then become a Solicitor she started her political career in 1950 in Dartford, some of the things she supported was the decriminalisation of male homosexuality and legalising abortion, she wanted to keep capital punishment and strict divorce laws which is odd as her husband Dennis was divorced when she married him.

In 1981 when IRA terrorists in the Maze prison were smearing shit over the walls of their cells and refusing to eat in order to get better conditions and the status of political prisoners she said "Crime is crime is crime, it is not political." Some rights were afforded to them after 10 of the terrorists died.

Considering some of the crimes that have been committed in the name of politics or religion (same thing?) she does have a very valid point, blowing up a woman carrying unborn twins is murder its not politics, smear yer shit and live in it arseholes.

In 1982 we defended the Falkland islands against the evil Argentinean sheep rapers, see that Sally Field? mothers will resort to kick arse when they rule, just because yer a leftie living in a dream bubble where everyone does the right thing because its .......... right.

At the time Chilean president Augusto Pinochet was our ally in the 80's big shoulders and dictators were cool, hey Saddam was getting US training and backing to kill Iranians .

Thatcher did really fuck upwhen she took free milk away from schools, also taking on the Trade unions, too powerful by far the news was filled with angry ugly people with beer bellies and sideburns talking about strikes and beating up scabs who crossed the picket line, like Churchill before her she used the police with unpopular force.
To be honest I didn't really give a fuck about the miners or whoever it was that week going out on strike, yes there was a recession but I was making money hand over fist in the defense sector, yep Yank cruise missiles on British soil, the Fenians causing trouble in Northern Ireland and the mainland and the Iranians and their suicide bombs the 80's were good to me, Blair and the 90's can fuck right off.

The pole tax was Maggie's doon fall, any tax is going to be unpopular but this one even more so because it was stupid and unreasonable. Different areas taxed different amounts so one side of the road may charge double than the other, it was something to do with a taxation on Polish immigrants (hence the name pole tax) or something, I don't know I've never paid it.
I'm not right wing or left wing as my readers should have worked out by now I think it would be too limiting and a bit stupid to consider yerself one or the other 100% cos then you won't have an open mind to consider that you may be wrong though I myself never am.

Thatcher was tough, she said during the late 1970's the Soviet Union was hell bent on world domination and she was right, they would still have a go if it wasn't for our nukes and their current impotence (a mega vacuum bomb is that it?) the Russians named Thatcher 'The Iron Lady' you knew she meant what she said and she wasn't a weed to be pushed around, she wasn't off shagging interns or dodging the draft, the only person besides her husband she shagging was Reagan, the Thatchers and the Reagans used to have sessions all the time, Maggie and Ronnie really getting into each other.

Is it just me or does anyone else try to imagine famous people having sex? can you picture Maggie in full screaming orgasm scratching her nails doon Ronnie's back as she chants, "go cold warrior go?" the things I think about.

Not the best leader and not the worse but I do have a respect for Baroness Thatcher, it was good to see her at number 10 with Gordon Brown (texture like sun) I don't know who looked the most uncomfortable, is Brown autistic or something? Maggie wasn't amused when some twat shouted out if she was joining the Labour party, why not I say, the labour party under Blair has become more Conservative and the tories more labour like, no wonder Churchill flip flopped from side to side.


Hilary Clinton though a democrap is a Thatcher wannabe, there is nothing more she would like than to be called "The iron lady." She voted for the war of terror and still stands by that vote as not to appear weak, she is weak. Bill Maher a talk show host who speaks with bravery and common sense said something like, how can you vote for Hilary as she was fooled by Bush? I also must add she was also fooled by her hubby and probably still is, she doesn't care as long as it doesn't jeopardise her chances at the shite hoose, she is a silly bint, if only she was half the woman that Thatcher is.


Happy birthday Maggie, I'd cum round and fuck you bandy but the last time when I broke yer hip it really freaked me out, maybe a tickle at yer thatch for old times sake.

12 comments:

Jenny said...

You know, if she hadn't taken that free milk away, her hips might be in better shape. I say, go for it Old K.

Old Knudsen said...

Theres more than one way to have sex, that Thatcher is freaky.

ellie said...

I always wondered why she looked so smug and only had 3 hours sleep a night.... she was getting shagged all night by you!

Old Knudsen said...

I smolted her iron and made it runny.

Harry said...

And here was me thinking I was the only one who compulsively sang The Stranglers whenever the new PM's name is mentioned. Great minds.

Old Knudsen said...

Well my mind is great, I can't speak for you, yes I always sing "always the sun"

Old Knudsen said...

So young and yet so bitter. Thatcher rules!

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Milk tastes like bitterest bile to me since Thatcher took it away from my outstretched hands.

Actually I didn't mind it that much. The boys used to have milk races with these tiny wee quarter pint bottles, and then see who had the loudest milk burp afterwards. It was nauseating and stinky. I'd have preferred it if they'd farted. They put me right off dairy. It was years before I could so much as prod a yoghurt.

Old Knudsen said...

School milk was the only kind of milk i liked. It must have been the drugs they put in it.

Anonymous said...

she was a hoor of the highest order.

Old Knudsen said...

So you liked her too then?

Anonymous said...

Do not get Hillary wrong. She is not weak. She does not give a damn about what she is called as long as she gets power. She does not want to be another Thatcher, she wants to be the first american directrice, woman-president - it is all nonsense: She wants power and it is just accidential that she's a woman. She'll get her power. And than we will have to emigrate to Russia.