A firm of Italian undertakers are using hot weemen in sexy calendars to show off its new range of coffins. They have sparked a flood of complaints in the staunchly Catholic country.
If this is in bad taste then call me tacky. I already equate dead bodies as being sexy so I don't see what the problem is, lighten up ya Fenians.
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Why do they call it a wake when clearly the body is not awake.
Or should this be a question for "Ask Knudsen?"
I'm not sure of the protocol for questioning.
When men die, does rigor mortis set into their willies?
If so, I'm going to start going to more funerals.
jesus christmas day, mj; 'if a tree falls in the forest how many pancakes does it take to fill a chinese mans butthole as he walks with four breasts past the great wall?' 'what's the capitol of Ankgor Wat?' why does my snatch smell like grapefruit after I douche with V-8?'
it's a conspiracy.
and it's working by all appearances.
*returns to coffin*
wow. that's pretty sad, complaining about that.
Maybe the makers should slit the girls throat, toss her in teh casket and then shot the picture. You know, so that there is a dead girl in there. Or are hot dead girls not allowed either??
Sure it's not decent flashing your box on a calendar!
If you're going to hell, go in style!
Mj just send me the question and I shall fix yer life, you know the drill.
first Nations maybe a V-8 is a little too powerful of a drink for a little lady, try a v-6.
xmichra yer comment gave me a hard-on, is that wrong?
xul there goes my boner, so you want the priests to fondle wee gurls?
ellie even if yer a boxer?
matt so is Hell just 6 feet below the surface of the ground?
no, but it should make it at least to the total Indecorousness. lol...
They're just jealous because sex didn't work in their ad campaign.
The nuns fondle the wee gurls- priests aren't into that.
When I was at medical school the cadavers we dissected in anatomy lessons all had raging boners; the male ones, anyway. It was because of the embalming fluid. Gravity, however, had caused said members to bend sideways. One rather naive girl in my class once wondered aloud how successful sexual intercourse was ever achieved when cocks curved sideways like that. Everybody laughed at her. Everybody except me, that is. I asked her out on a date instead. She said, 'I might be a clueless virgin with stinking armpits and a moustache but I'm not that desperate'. Whereupon I - well, I won't go on.
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