Tuesday 13 November 2007

The Name Is Brown, Gordon Brown (Texture like sun)

A BBC reporter went a round Washington DC with a picture of Gordon Brown and asked Americans if they knew who he was, the closest was a woman who said "Golden Blair."

Its all been happening in the UK, The Queen opened Parliament (it seems she is the only one with a set of keys) and gave a nice speech about what "her" government will and will not stand for.
Remembrance Sunday of course and then there was The Lord Mayor's dinner.
The reason that drew attention was because over the past few years Gordon Brown a wise Scot who is frugal with his purse strings only wore an ordinary suit to it which outraged the old toffs who wear dickey bows and tails.
Now as Prime Minister he has been forced to spend £3000 of tax payers money on a suit with a white tie and tails in order to be a guest of the Queen and to hob-nob with our special friends the Saudis who themselves wear bed sheets.

Not just following the dress code but Brown also mentioned the US who have been giving attention to the French and the Germans so hes following the diplomatic code too. The UK and the US swap intelligence info and we buy US missiles for our subs, we can't be seen as getting too distant. In his speech unflash Gordon said:

"It is no secret that I am a lifelong admirer of America. I have no truck with anti-Americanism in Britain or elsewhere in Europe and I believe that our ties with America - founded on values we share - constitute our most important bilateral relationship."

Blair would totally rim the US but this is about as much gushing affection as you can expect from Brown. Its obvious that in the future there will be wars with Iran and China and whatever mates they bring along, do you think France or Germany will have yer back? what has their sucess rate been like in the last 100 years? losing, surrendering and blowing up Greenpeace.

29 comments:

Megan McGurk said...

He should have waited until after the next president is elected to say anything nice about the U.S.

Old Knudsen said...

The US is like a child who will exclude others to teach them to be better friends next time, I'm sure he'll really like Rudy..........not!

marky said...

Hey, I just realized you look like my Grandpa.

M@ said...

Um, yeah, the missiles are one thing but isn't the United Kingdom occupied in a fashion by the Empire of the United States of America?

I mean, we have an Army medical center there, don't we? Don't we have tons of military personnel there?

And, not for nothing, the UK actually once the U.S. an island in the Indian Ocean for a base.

If English-speaking peoples can't get along, the world is truly going to hell.

M@ said...

I'm sending a camera crew to London identify Brits who may be able to identify U.S. House Speaker Pelosi from a photo.

I mean, that's the equivalent of Gordon Brown. Everyone knows who the President of the United States is.

You know what? They should have just gone around town here with a photo of Pete Townsend.

Yeah, I recognize that guy. Gordon Brown?

Old Knudsen said...

marky I am yer grandfather.

Matt The Yanks have personel in most countries its the price they pay for getting help, a high price. Pelosi is no where near as important as Brown such an american statement unless you mean that a US preez is just a spokesperson/figurehead then he'd be like the Queen and brown would be Cheney, anyway Pelosi looks like Judge Judy.

Momentary Madness said...

Yes, we'll see what the texture is like when his economy goes down the tubes with his big friend America which has started big time now with the latest headline Bank of America takes a fall/hit/write off 3bn (I bet it's more)and the war costs double the official figure, plus that dick Sarkozy may just have to resign- in other words good bye Gordon soon I'd say.
Y;-)

marky said...

Dang, yeah, I had a feeling about it! So it's true! Grandfather, it's such a joy to find you. Put me in yer will ok? Thanks, Your Grandson Marky

Old Knudsen said...

paddy What are ya smoking lad? the dollar is at £2.10 and rising the US and its funny money doesn't mean a thing, we've got the Saudis.

marky you'll get my butt plug collection.

marky said...

Thank you for your legacy Grandad. Come visit me in California and bring your butt plugs. We will inspect them over a beer and then donate them to the brewery.

witchypoo said...

Ya thankless git, you promised me the butt plug collection, after I said I would store them in my burqua.

Old Knudsen said...

marky california? you'd never catch me in that Soddom and gonorrhea of a place, yer only getting them if I ever die, don't expect them to be cleaned.

witchypoo did I not promise to plug yer butt while you wore the burka? I must be getting forgetful.

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

The UK is is more like the US than it is France or Germany though or most countries in Europe. It's too bad Tony was such a toadytoadyturdturd to Bush though. A crying shame given the consequences.

Old Knudsen said...

Bush was just making Gordon jealous and it looked like it worked. I think whoever it is in the whitehoose will get their balls cleaned by the British PM. (Hilary has no balls)

Gog said...

Gog wants all his children to get along together or he shall lovingly flood the world and drown them all.

Amen

The Uncivil Servant said...

I am not liking this Gordon Braunschweiger fellow. In old country he would been run out of city with electrodes and car battery pinned to bollecks. Fuck him and old boots.

Old Knudsen said...

Gog not again, I've just dried out from the last time, that Moses was a cunt.

vokkoffFinally someone to practice my Russian on. всегда имел chichen впихнул вверх по вашему тучному кровотечению позади?

Old Knudsen said...

excuse the accent.

The Uncivil Servant said...

Oldish Knudsensson: No, Nobody has ever attempted to push chicken living or deads up my hole in arse. You thinking so? and whys?

The Uncivil Servant said...

Господин, я имею мой последний бит табака здесь. можете вы сделать некоторые стипендии?

marky said...

who is this vokkoff guy? Russian looks upside down and backwards. and that Gog guy? Looks like he's been out in the woods too long. Amen.

witchypoo said...

vokkoff is pissing me off, i havent the patience to go to the translation website to decipher his rhetoric, I can only assume it is ghey.

The Uncivil Servant said...

witchytits: No worry, I understand ignorance and stupidity in most languages. Go to your doormat and do not worry about it.

Old Knudsen said...

vokkoff I wondered if I could waste yer time by you going and getting my reply translated, fun init?

Marky not a code breaker then? probably out in the field if I had to guess. Trust in Gog for he puts the "is" in wise.
I made that up, good huh?

witchypoo you know the way white boys want to be black so we call them wiggers? well vokkoff is a wusky.

vokkoffI understand ignorance and stupidity in most languages

I bet yer a hoot at parties.No one said he had a small dick HA! caught you, you cold war shrinkage merchant.

marky said...

Guess again Grandad. Look up Cosmic Top Secret Atomal. I can say no more here.

Old Knudsen said...

Even though I have super awesome galaxy clearance I have enough Top Secret info clogging up my brain so yer secrets are safe I shall not try to hypnotize them out of you.

Anonymous said...

Mr Brown is coming doon. Well, I wouldn't invite him fer tea.

Old Knudsen said...

I love it when people hate new leaders before they actually do anything, you Scotophobe.

The Uncivil Servant said...

I hate the tit. May his false tits explode and his false smile erode unitil it drops aff his face.