Nearly that time of the year again in which you invite "Old Nick" er I mean Jolly saint Nicholas into yer homes to brainwash yer shallow idiot children with crass commercialism and eat and drink too much and make bad choices with drunken sexual encounters at work parties.
I just thought I'd get into the spirit of things and post a Christmas picture. Just remember people its all about lil baby Jeebus who, according to the history books and the History channel was born on the 25 th December, fucked if I know what year it was. I do know that after Jeebus was resurrected into his holy zombie state he never sent his Da a single father's day card. This gives hope to dead beat dads everywhere, whatever the children have against them at least they didn't crucify the wee cunts. (well probably not)
Friday 21 December 2007
I've Got Some Round The Back
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maybe he is like the Queen and has two birthdays.
Yer story was um er ah sorry I have to go and take a shower.
what? no mistletoe?
shame
Merry Christmas OBB
Where are ye today? The wife makin' ye wrap gifts and decorate the christmas tree?
Merry Christmas you old pagan.
And that is that.
Merry Christmas
I told Santa you were good this year....
He is still laughing. HoHoHo!
Has Old Nick sat you on his lap yet?
Merry Crimbo, OBB, you pugnacious curmudgeon. XD
and make bad choices with drunken sexual encounters at work parties.
Damn, the only bad choices I've made is working at the wrong jobs!
Of course, if I ever were fortunate enough to get laid at work, it would have to be because the person I shagged was drunk. Talk about a person amking bad choices!
Raising a toast to you.
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