Killamory New Years was fucking great, can't remember a thing about it but instead of waking up covered in someones blood it was just the usual shit and piss.
Well done Scotland a record number of emergency calls were made to the Scottish Ambulance Service over Hogmanay this year, Yay!
A total of 2,288 calls were made to the service's 999 centres across Scotland , an increase of 22% on the previous year. Ha ha fuck you last year, does this year rock or what?
Of course the majority of the calls were made after midnight and most of them were alcohol related incidents, is this stating the obvious or would my readers have already figured that one out?
5 comments:
Why is it 999 over there and 911 here?
Is this done to confuse Canadians?
Tell her plaids and funny hats are in style this year, not green leaves and white ribbons. I am having a stout made from coffee beans. YEEEOOOWW. Call 999.
MJ British police are the spawn of Satan and turn 999 upside doon and you get? 911 was when the twin towers hit those planes.
marky are you in some kind of ghey prison where they read fashion mags and brew their own strange alcohol?
yessir
Bubba says its time to shower.
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