Tuesday 1 January 2008

We Need You For The Pedo Crew

This is the sort of thing that has gotten priests into trouble in the past. Priests must change as society does. How can a pedo give comforting words of advice when you leave yer kids alone while on holiday in Portugal ?

I did a post on my news blog about priests appearing in a calendar to recruit young men to the priesthood by showing their human side and the hobbies they enjoy when they aren't diddling young boys.
I don't think being American and liking baseball, home improvement jobs and reading celebrity magazines would attract anyone to join the priesthood not even the pedos.

I am offering my humble services to aide them to promote their Fenian ways. We know they all smoke, drink, gamble, fuck and molest right? so lets just be honest and say what will attract young men to the priesthood.
Men like to party and drink and make blue steel poses for the camera. Fucking cool.
Men like guns (well real men) they also like to shoot stuff. Make films like "Kill Judas vol. 1" or the "Christinator."
A bit of kinky would go doon a treat.

Nope not this, don't mention good looking priests or you'll get the confessional bandits, only advertise these guys when looking for nuns.

Yep hot nuns with lacey boulder holders, I wouldn't mind giving her communion .

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10 comments:

M@ said...

I went to Catholic school and we had a hot nun one year. She left us dizzy w/ cognitive dissonance.

The Mistress said...

What kind of Fenian ways, exactly?

Eddie Waring said...

I went to school with this lad who everybody knew was gay. The rumour was that he had told someone in confidence that in addition to fancying lads he also enjoyed wanking off onto digestive biscuits then eating the cum covered treat. His nickname was McVitie. After leaving school he joined a seminary and became a priest.

The Mistress said...

I'm told Eddie likes a soggy biccie himself.

Old Knudsen said...

matt its a shame when porn stars become nuns and happens all too often.

marky so many have I don't remember, have i told you to fuck off in the last 10 minutes? see? I'm getting nicer.

mj every sperm is scared so the weemen always swallow and they don't mind the old double dipping.

Mr Waring speaking of double dipping I take it you were in special education.I would have called him "Custard Cream."

MJ I think I told you that, and it was in confidence.

marky said...

2008 turn over a new leaf grandad and put up a fresh pic of yer mug

Old Knudsen said...

And give you something to wank over? I think not.

Jenny said...

I'm having bad thoughts about that hot priest picture.

am I going to Hell? Even if I don't belive in it?

Sassy Sundry said...

Sigh... Father WhatAWaste.

Old Knudsen said...

You weemen and yer thorn bird fantasies, disgusting.