Friday 18 January 2008

Well Hung Black Fat And Lusty

Black people do not have the copyright on nooses, fried chicken, big cocks and diabetes is their thing.


You know how boring golf is right? well its great when the dull as fuck ball whackers get all in a tizzy about something. Golfweek magazine wanted to grab attention and sell more magazines so they exploited a controversial story from the golf world, not like they have them often.

Kelly Tilghman a sports presenter was talking to analyst Nick Faldo and were discussing young challengers to Tiger Woods. Faldo suggested that "to take Tiger on, maybe they should just gang up (on him) for a while."
"Lynch him in a back alley," Tilghman replied.
For some reason that was offensive and though Tilghman apologized directly to Woods she was suspended for two weeks.

What the fuck? Woods said he wasn't offended, anyway I'm sure more white people have been lynched than black people besides what the fuck is Woods?
He has called himself a Cablinasian because hes part African American, Chinese, Native American, Thai, and Caucasian, say anything and yer bound to insult some of his heritage.
Americans are Heinz 57, mutts that are a bit of everything, for a melting pot they are pretty fucking touchy about race.

The only thing that should insult Woods is calling him a Nappy headed redskined slitty eyed cracker cunt, then again would he care? hes rich and has a hot wife. Fuck I hate him, does that make me racist or richhotwifeist?


Nope he doesn't look wasted, so how is rehab coming along?

Daniel Baldwin, 47, and his wife, Joanne Smith-Baldwin, have breeded, that's not the worst of the news this is "Fat Baldwin's" as I affectionately call him fourth child but her first she is 38, and is a former British fashion model turned chef. All the better for food lovin Baldwin.
The gurl child is to be named Avis Ann, after the car rental place as she was conceived in the back of one of their cars.

The couple met last year during one of Baldwin's stints in a drug and alcohol rehab facility in Malibu.
Joanne worked there as a chef . Its bad getting a job in a rehab just to pick up D -List actors, I give them 3 years at the most .

6 comments:

Jenny said...

You're giving them too much credit - I give it 18 months.

h said...

Lynch ALL the Baldwins and their foul progeny. Except for the short one who purports to be a Christian now. Find out if he's for real before lynching him.

Do you have a separate blog that doesn't include gross pictures? I find your prose amusing but...

h said...

They just fired the editor at GolfWeek who decided to put the noose on the cover.

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

We know how those rehab realtionship go. three years? you give them way longer than I.

M@ said...

Tiger wouldn't let anything get in the way of him cashing another check. He's like, "I'm on my way to the bank right now."

DirtyBitchSociety said...

I was gonna do a post on this today but now...

If they'd said it about a white guy, not a diddly damn thing would've been said. This proves my point, "If you are looking for fault and to be offended you will find it." I want to tell the entire non white nation, "Get the fuck over it." How many jokes are made about Native Americans? I don't get all bent and twisted. I say Lynch 'em all, every last one that can't take a joke and looks for fault.