Monday 4 February 2008

Buying Shoes Must Be A Right Cunt


Oscar Pistorius, a South African sprinter nicknamed the "blade runner" because he runs on prosthetics wants to compete in the Beijing Olympics.
He had both legs amputated below the knee when he was 11 months old.
The able bodied non-circumcised runners don't want him to because they say he has a mechanical advantage. I thought it was funny that he then suggested they cut off their legs to even it up.


17 comments:

The Mistress said...

*furiously trying to type comment into posting above this one*

Wake up, wake up!

Anonymous said...

Have the Leeds bahstids finally got the best of ye?

Anonymous said...

Some say the king would be dead. Others say he just sits on a throne in a cave sleeping, like "Rotbart", and when he wakes up the thousand years will start ...

The Mistress said...

How come our avatars aren't showing up?

Dang.

You snatched that bottle from between my legs and I want it back.

Jenny said...

what's happening???? No avatars, MJ lost her bottle, a sleeping Old K and NO comments.

Is it the sign of the apocalypse?

The Mistress said...

A sign of the Beast, more like.

Jenny said...

He looks dead. I hope he doesn't have dogs.

ellie said...

Are you mourning the loss of the cranes?

Wake up! They're back!

INNER VOICES said...

run forest run!!!

knudie just dreaming of america again... ahhhh... so peaceful...

Anonymous said...

And it IS funny.

Old Knudsen said...

Nothing wrong with getting legless.

The Mistress said...

I'd like the empty back for the deposit.

The Mistress said...

zzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

The big chickens. Why don't they let him run?

Jenny said...

I truly think Old K's kicked the bucket. Maybe it was his ghost commenting. I'd like his hat.

The Mistress said...

Boxer: He pissed in his cap.

Does that make you want it more?

Jenny said...

given he's so old, I assumed he's pissed everything, so YES.

Hey, if he's dead, let's jack his blog.