Sunday 16 March 2008

Stuck In The Whirlypits


No this is not an animated picture, if you see it move then A) you drank too much last night B) Its time to stop drinking now and C) you are doomed to burn in the fires of Hell unless you send me money and naked pictures of yerself.

I am pure of heart and do not see it move. Yeah Happy St Cunt day. He could of at least turned those happy idiot Irish pagans into Protestants. He killed off the Druids and made casual sex for fun a bad thing, just because he couldn't get any no wonder you celebrate the day he died on.


St Patrick was a fuck wit as are the rest of the Catholic clergy including the Bishop of Leeds above. Celibate men advising weemen on birth control, if you use it you go to Hell, if you have an abortion you go to Hell, if you have sex out of wedlock including rape you'll go to Hell, if you get divorced you'll go to Hell. If you kill yer wife of molest children then its 10 seig heils
and wear yer rosary for an hour.

Go drink and pretend yer Irish for a while, that includes shagging a sibling, licking windows and leaving threatening comments below.


8 comments:

Alan said...

O, you are shocking Knudsen son.
St. Patrick, sure everybody knows he was an idiot- who's talking about him. No, no, Paddy's Day, nothing in the world to do with him- he's not even a saint.
Have a pint, sit back and relax. There's no race or creed in the next life- you wont even have a form. Imagine, all one. Frightening, for some;-) ;-) ;-)

Bittersweet said...

A) it was only a small glass of rose
B) if you insist
C) you've seen me naked .. where do i send the cash?

Anonymous said...

Spit and scream, you will get no prize ... :))

Anonymous said...

I am so over the whole green beer and establishments full of drunks thing. Besides, the church changed St. Patrick's Day this year, as the 17th fell on a Sunday, they're wily that way.

The Mistress said...

I'll lick your windows for free if you'll give me your cap.

savannah said...

of course some thing's wrong me, sugar!

Jenny said...

Oh Hello - look at MJ going for the cap. She must think I'm out drinking green beer and wouldn't notice. Well, I'm drinking Irish Coffee in my office and just because things are a "little" blurry doesn't mean I can't read.

The Mistress said...

Boxer, you're busy in the office and can't get away.

Ha!