Saturday 31 May 2008

Have My People Kill Yer People

I did not have sex with that blogger!

Many dismiss Old Knudsen as a loony who takes too much pain medication and is attracted to Thai Gurly-boys. Well that maybe so but I know things.............. important things.

Scott McClellan the former Whitehoose spokesman unexpectedly came out with his memoirs called 'What happened' not a question but more likely telling it as it is.

The book harshly criticises Lord Darth Bush for doing his job and what nearly ever other president has done during their time in office, abused power for own agenda, told lies and started wars.

Well McCellan needed help on his book from a writer of vast experience and so I was the obvious choice. He even let me publish this story way back in March on my little news blog. Just goes to show you folks how in touch I am.

He says hes dedicated his book to me but I've yet to see it. He says it says, "To Soren thank you for that wonderful night we shared I shall never forget you."

For yer information we had dinner, went and saw Atonement at the cinema, painted each others nails and then took our shirts off and wrestled, nothing ghey so get yer minds out of the gutter.


On to issues that matter. Is top model Kerry Marie fat or sexy?


Ah my Venus of Willendorf. I think she is fat and sexy, I'd totally tap that arse as the young uns say and I'd ride her too.


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13 comments:

Kimberly said...

WOW.... A wealth of Information, Plethora of Knowledge....and still A Sex-Machine with a toned (& moisterized) High-Ghetto-Booty.....Hmm

Kimberly said...

I thought Her photo on the top was an Ad for Target at first.....

Bittersweet said...

did i miss your birthday?

*smoochies*

(naked pic in the post)

The Mistress said...

I just visited Kerry Marie's website and apparently you can request certain clothes, locations, etc., for her photo shoots.

I would like to request pics of Kerry Marie and Old Knudsen together.

Can this be arranged?

Bunny said...

I'm impressed with your circle of friends, great job with the ghostwriting on McClellan's book. Bravo.

As for Kerry Marie, she's fat AND she's sexy - hello, they are not mutually exclusive! Though my taste runs toward slightly smaller breasts, she is a beautiful woman. All those fans of bbws (aka, chubby chasers) can't be wrong!

Jenny said...

That's a lot of girl to love, Old K, make sure you take your heart medication.

The Mistress said...

Lately, have you noticed it's all weemen commenting here?

Weemen want Old Knudsen but men fear him and are jealous of his pulling power.

Kimberly said...

I think their just jealous of his Big D **&@#$*%^&*#$^&**%$#@!!!

Old Knudsen said...

kimberly I have my finger on the pulse if only I could find it.

bittersweet the pic made up for the lateness thanks for the arm cramp.

MJ I sense that PVC and my garage are in Kerry Marie's near future.

bunny I am not so shallow I want to fuck her personality without lube.

a boxer so much to love and so little time I'll die happy.

MJ it cums in stages, weemen, gheys, men you just never know.

kimberly Yes i do have a big dog.

Kimberly said...

I'll send you my blood pressure cuff, stethoscope and thermometer to find it......I'd bring it to you persoally by your such a Fast one that youl probably be gone by the time I'd get there.

sounds like you'll find it fast though with as many weeman as you have......

(Just don't mix your Nitro with your Viagra = Death Recipe!!)

Bunny said...

If your pulse is weak, I think I know where all the blood has gone . . .

Kimberly said...
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Kimberly said...

Yeah.........

I wish I could find a ....Dog that big.....I guess they just don't grow em' that big here.....