Friday 23 May 2008

Yes I Am Complex

This post was inspired by Witchypoo who insists on posting pictures of herself on the crapper.
I have certain bathroom issues. While there is nothing wrong with a golden shower or a hot lunch on yer chest I draw the line at watching people sit on the bog to do their toilet big jobs.

I've shagged a gurl who had IBS, while she was on top she let go with the chocolate factory which is fine but to watch someone sit on a toilet and squeeze one out is just sick, couples who share the bathroom at the same time disgust me, there is a lock on toilet doors for a reason.

There is a time and a place for mega dumps like during sex or in a private bathroom so people show some decorum and for you Irish out there decorum doesn't mean spreading shit on the walls of yer prison cell.



26 comments:

Anonymous said...

In my defense, the husband had distracted me with the cute baby and ambushed me with the camera. Then he took video because I couldn't very well get up while being taped, now could I?
Of course, the fact that I posted it on my blog is indefensible.

Jenny said...

I have always believed that doors were invented for a reason.

Kimberly said...

Sure am Glad you have your standards and Draw the line somewhere......

I would turn my nose up at what I just read, but anyone who allows themselves to be tied up can't bitch about whatever happens to them I guess............

Kimberly said...

Yeah I can.........
You're a sick little boy Knudsee...


Still luv you tho.....xoxo

The Mistress said...

I too use the phrase "this post was inspired by" today but in my case it was Inner Voices giving me ghey inspiration.

To the best of my knowledge, he's never bowed as low as Witchypoo has here today.

Why does she have two toilet rolls?

Kimberly said...

Man MJ...........
I thought I was a bad girl.........

But After seeing your sight,....(gulp).....

I don't (feminine breath-y sound).....I don't think I can come back from that......

The Mistress said...

Speaking of golden showers, it's time for your sponge bath.

What is that Kimberly going on about? Boxer and I will take her down if she makes a move for your cap.

Kimberly said...

Well, take your best shot...L.......

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Momentary Madness said...

Ah sure whatever turns you on.

Kimberly said...

well......

Cat got your fingers???

Kimberly said...

That 2nd one sounded a little different in my head......

strange how the printed word takes on a new meaning in and of itself...

Old Knudsen said...

This is not one of them der chatty rooms some people are trying to surf porn here.

Kimberly said...

I apologise knudsee......

I'll keep my der chatty to myself and surf on home, now.....xoxo

Old Knudsen said...

yeah don't have me set the dogs on you or has MJ gone to bed?

Kimberly said...

Hahahaha....OK

Kimberly said...

Looks like that "Dog don't hunt"..

But I'll be back for that cap....

Dogs be damned.....=0)
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(kidding)

G'night Knudsee....xoxoxo

Old Knudsen said...

but it licks my knob clean.

Only the most brave and deprived can try for the holy cap, good luck young Paladin and remember there is always time for lube.

I shall visit yer dreams tonight, I may look like Bob Dylan but not so ugly.

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Old Knudsen said...

I can make a woman climax 14 times in a row and fake a cuddle afterwards, my mojo is stronger.

Kimberly said...

Well.....
As Doc Holliday said......

Your a daisy if you do....


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But I'm sensuous, and I got Moxy.....and I don't need to fake anything.......

Kimberly said...

And...I'm drinkin' milk so, one day.......


....L......

Kimberly said...

Now that you got me thinkin' about all a' that stuff....doesn't look like I'm gonna be able to finish writing my next chapter.......

Thanks Knudsen!!....I guess you win. You're The Man.

I'm taking a hot bath & a xanex and I'm goin' to bed...

G'night.....xxx

(for real this time and I mean it)

Kimberly said...

.....But I'm still gonna get that hat.

Old Knudsen said...

See you in five.