Friday 1 August 2008

Boxing Day

The ancient Greeks used to partake in sports like boxing and wrestling, they also thought buggering young boys was cool.


Time to give my expert and most valuable opinion on the sport of boxing. The point of boxing is two opponents beating on one another until one can't anymore, sure that sounds great but there are poofy things called rules involved and you know me and rules, my dislike of rules has made me vastly popular with the Diocese of leeds and my fellow bloggers . Go one about freedom of speech all you like but when there is something you don't like you attack.

At big boxing matches they have hot weemen holding up cards to tell people what round it is. I don't see the need for the card but I do like hot weemen.


Call Boxing sport or art or science if you want, sport is an excuse for men to hug, kiss and grapple half naked without coming out of the closet, art is for boring twats who cry at sunsets and science doesn't exist, sorry I don't believe in it.

I'd say she was more of a 9, don't put yerself doon so much lass.


Boxing or fighting for sport has gone on for centuries, the people who do this for a living are intellectuals who only do it to fund their helping of orphans in the third world and their research into curing cancer.

Here is a boxing world champion showing off her not very practical belt.



"Lower, lower oh yeah thats it, so do you fancy a tough game of chess later?" "Ok as long as I can be the top hat."


Only kidding smart uns may spar or train now'a'days since boxing went mainstream but really boxers aren't too bright or they wouldn't be boxers, just like supermodels there are time contraints on their career and injury may stop it, you don't get many 80 year-old supermodels or boxers making it big.


Yeah shes ok, she may be able to punch me out but would she gets my humour?




I've watched boring heavyweights leaning on each other totally knackered and lightweights pancing about with fists of fury, very homo erotic and primative.


Or just plain minging, must be leezers.


As long as people will pay to see it people will become boxers.

I've boxed in the army and I didn't like it, it takes a lot of endurance and to be honest I felt very flat footed and heavy I liked the martial arts training better.

In the real world I've been in fights and have won more than I've lost but I've used my head, feet, knees etc and also whatever was lying about. Train all you want it takes just one surprise or lucky hit to put you doon. If yer fit you can take more or run away faster.

I see boxing as being outdated and so does the world otherwise you wouldn't have all this Ultimate fighting coming out. I suggest we totally move it on and have knife fighting or swords and someday we'll have 21 st century lazer fights.


Yes we all hang around this interesting bloke for his mind and personality or was it because the boss told us too? There are more brain cells in my shit than in this picture, do these people love themselves or what?


Muhammed Ali was intelligent and handsome right? well thats what we were told, we were also told that the Kennedys and the weemen from sex in the sexy are glamourous bollocks. How smart do you have to be to convert to Islam? and besides if boxing was so good why did Ali have objections to his hefty daughter becoming one?
I looked at Ali the other day and I think I could take him, he didn't look so tough.

Its all a bit of crack at least its not you getting the shit knocked out of you but then again no one offers me 10 million to get beat up in public.

Like everything else boxers start losing and become has beens, like actors and singers and even bloggers, I used to be great you know I could have been a contender then I stopped caring so much now take me or leave me many have I don't do this for a living or I might have to put thought into my posts.

At least I have my looks and thought proces........................................ look a porn site with midgets .




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7 comments:

Heff said...

Boxing is my favorite sport. Nothing quite like watching people beat the shit out of each other. The ring girls are just icing on the cake.

The Mistress said...

I'm under Heff!

kimba said...

I thought I didn't like it.. and then I liked it a bit until I found out that the people in the front couple of rows got regularly sprayed with spit, sweat and blood.. so then I didn't like it again..

I think I still don't like it.
Although I do like the girls knickers .. the ones that hold up the cards..
Thanks for showing so many pictures of their knickers in this post Knuddy.

Anonymous said...

Boxing is great. Young Ali is pure beauty moving. The last time I cried was, when he shot that bloody arrow at the opening of some games ... snirfl ... there is a new generation of European boxers like Abraham, Sturm and others, mostly of Eastern origin.

Anonymous said...

Boxing has different levels of brutality, just as it has different levels of intelligence. The eejits go on to become has-been's, well past their prime and brawling bare knuckle in pub car parks for £200.
The clever ones invest their money into either property or business, then sit back and amuse themselves with blogs while their offspring bring in the cash.

Old Knudsen said...

boxing is boring but I could look at hot weemen all day.

Jenny said...

You may be surprised to hear that I completely agree with this post.

That said, watching a live fight is like nothing you can describe... you just have to be there.

Oh, and what Bolix said.