Thursday 25 September 2008

Wee Willy Winky


So anyway I entered this competition on the marvelous MJ's blog (link here if I could be arsed) and guessed that the mystery penis belonged to Jimmy Bastard.

I just want to clear up that it was a guess and that I have/had/nor ever wanted (while sober) knowledge of said Bastard's penis.

People ask me all the time how do you know that some people are Fenians/Taigs/Catholics ?

Well having patrolled the streets of Belfast you just learn and have an instinctual knowledge of who are targets er Catholics and who are not, there is just something off about them. I applied my skills to the above photo.

Observe the fat body and papal looking veins as seen in the neck of the Pope during one of his Catholic Youth rallies, and then look at the pubes that have been trimmed and dyed in order to look younger. If this willy doesn't give it up the shitter in order to not have children then I'll eat my cap.

Look at the way it hangs in all its Catholic guilt. Sinful I say.




Latest OBB News Up-Dates

15 comments:

Momentary Madness said...

The Popes vains.
That's the Papal sea just behind him.
You'd never guess if you saw mine; anyway, it would be too difficult to do an internal probe, though I guess I could post it on YouTube.
Journey: "A Momentary Madness."

The Mistress said...

I'll need a pic of your own custard cannon in order to do a comparative study.

For religious purposes, you understand.

Momentary Madness, I'll need a pic of your jizz syringe too.

Jenny said...

I'm sorry, did you say something Old K? I was staring at the screen.

The Mistress said...

Boxer was licking the screen, more like.

MarlaSinger said...

ahh sinful sinful. . i have to go wash my veergin eyes out now.

Jenny said...

hmmm.... tastes like... windex?

Heff said...

Hey ! Is anyone else tired of seeing Jimmy Bastard's meat whistle all over the blogosphere ?!?

INNER VOICES said...

im gonna hafta agree with the heff on this one... little jimmy is everywhere now!

Jenny said...

Heff - no, not really. I won't be happy until it pops up on my MSN front page.

The Mistress said...

I want to see a cockfight between Knudsen and Bollix.

Barlinnie said...

MJ, Knuds and I grew up together in a wee place known as Kirkintilloch. I worked on the doors, Knud worked as a tram driver in Glasgow. We went everywhere together, like old firm pals, until his cross dressing obsession and his strange right foot became public and his oul Ma had a stroke with the shame of it all.

It was me and another wee fella called Fergal Sharkey, who raised enough money to smuggle him out of Scotland and across to Scallyfornia with the other throwbacks. He still owes me the £43.50 for the boat fare.

As much as we 'pretend' to hate each other on screen, Knuds and I are very close and meet up at least once a year at the Orange Lodge Fancy Dress Ball.

He goes dressed like a prick, while I merely wear a blue nose and look like a cunt.

So sadly, there will be no fistycuffs between us. Unless of course he fails to repay the £43.50

Old Knudsen said...

MM its not the size that counts its if you have enough money to pay for a hoor.

MJ why do you 'need' these pictures? try medication instead.

bollix I was tea-bagged by the IRA McCain had it easy.

U Boxer Its a penis only a mother could love.

Mj she does windows too.

Tachae I'm sorry I'm just grooming you a little.

Boxer no it tastes like shite, oh sorry you mean yer screen not the cock, careful you don't get VDU.

Heff cock blogging is what Al Gore invented the Interweb for.

Voices you know you like it slag.

boxer that thing hasn't popped up for years its as dead as Princess Di.........she was loverly wasn't she?

MJ Only if I can use my razor bladed strap-on.

bollix Did I not pay you that £43.50 ? I'm sure I did. How is Fenian Fergal? I miss the old days on the tram when I'd shout "Ramming speed" and scare the crap out of the horseless carriages.

INNER VOICES said...

i found some one who is worthy of the nation...
shelaghayan.wordpress.com

shes got yer hundred facts down...

and they are unbeatable....

MarlaSinger said...

one stop stealing my knickers, and two, can you repost so i dont have to look at dongies anymore?

FirstNations said...

why is it wearing a little sweater? nobody will tell me.