Friday 14 November 2008

Big Mike Gets Out Of The Big Hoose


Up until now I've had no problems with Canucks (except for the French ones) but they have now gone too far.
In Toronto which is known for its ghey mounted division who always get a man every Saturday night they released a convict who goes by the nickname "Big Mike" early because he gained over 50 LBS while in jail.
The prison couldn't accommodate his 430 pound fatness.

Big Mike whose real name is a Frenchie sounding Michel Lapointe aged 37, was in prison for conspiracy, drug trafficking and gangsterism in other words the bloke is a thug.

The poor man's health had been getting worse due to the prison forcing a bad diet doon his throat and his good behaviour of not conspiring, running drugs or acting like a big 'G' for a while convinced the parole board that he should be released early.
The board said he wasn't violent and didn't pose a threat to society. Um gangsters and drug dealers usually are a violent danger to society maybe he just acted like Al Capone and dealed Aspirin .

Well he doesn't look dangerous, quite cuddly in fact .

A former chef which we all know are sane non-violent people, Lapointe was arrested on drug-related charges in 2006. In February 2008, he pleaded guilty to all of his charges.

Well what kind of message is this sending out? all you have to do is eat all you can at the prison eat all you can buffet and get out of jail.

What a bigoted stand the Canadian government are taking against people of non-fat proportions. Oh fat people get treated differently because they can't wipe their own arses due to being greedy fuckers.
Maybe I should be a little big more understanding to chubbies I mean its not their fault they have to eat all the time and can't be bothered to do any exercise, oh wait maybe it is.

Instead of the billions a year doled out to treat medical problems related to being overweight why don't they send the lazy fat heifers to a gym and say if you want help you have to do something about it a pill won't solve yer problems.

In the UK a doctor can refuse treatment to people who refuse to stop smoking or drinking, its tough love and not wishy washy enabling.
Yer a fat fuck here have some pills for yer diabetes and high blood pressure oh and some anti-depressants because yer doon about being fat and eat to make yourself feel better, exercise? thats for the weak have a power scooter.

Fat people like big fat Mike are fat because they want to be fat. If you 'really' wanted to lose weight by diet and exercise then you would.

I refuse to feel sorry for the glutten who eats so much that their wall has to be removed and a crane brought in so they can appear on Oprah. Ok you don't like yerself either snap out of it or buy a gun and off yerself but don't expect sympathy.

Oh no I smoked 3 packs a day for 40 years and was surprised when I got lung cancer or I drank 2 bottles of Whiskey before noon every day for 20 years followed by a case of beer and who would of thought it would kill my liver?

Ruin yer own life with whatever issues drive you to this or get over it. I don't mind a woman with a bit of meat on her bones but morbidly obese people sicken me, where is yer self respect?

What is worse than a fat person? a stupid fat person. Those who sue McDonald's because they got fat from eating 5 Happy meals a day and now fast food chains do those ghey wee salads and everyone removes the tasty trans fats. Fat people spoil it for the rest of us, they are just as bad as dickheads who shoot up schools and now Old Knudsen can't buy a fucking Tek-9.

Since arriving in America I have cum to realise the American dream is to become pitiful. Get to over 300 LBS, wear flowery hoose dresses, smoke with oxygen tubes up yer nose while you mow every body doon in yer power chair. Hold up buses as they lift yer chair up with a lifting ramp and buckle you in. Whizz around Wal-Mart knocking small kids doon and most of all be immune to a good berating because yer big and sickly.


7 comments:

The Mistress said...

I don't mind a woman with a bit of meat on her bones

*scarfs down a packet of HobNobs and a sticky toffee pudding*

Can you get a shot of his arse?

Is it bigger than Manuel's arse?

And hairier?

Jenny said...

with Manuel not smoking and eating Kit Kats, I think he's gonna give Big Mike a run for his money.

Old Knudsen said...

MJ well it is the full moon.

AB poor manuel he was so skinny before.

deanna said...

wow. I thought stuff like that only happened in the U.S. I guess we're really rubbing off on the Canucks. And I have to agree with you OK...being fat is not a disability and does not give you the right to get a handicap placard! If anything, obese (PC for fat) people should be made to park far away from the entrances so they can get a little exercise.

Romeo Morningwood said...

Fatties are the new Smokers!

Their time has come and the PC Police are going to start treating them like lepers...
which won't be easy considering that 25% of Canadians are now classified as OBESE. This will put enormous pressure on our National Healthcare system.

Since one quarter of the population have more chins than a chinese phone book it won't be easy..but in '65 one half of the population smoked and now it's down to about 18%. The miracle of Peer pressure.

Of course we could always try McSoylent Green Burgers?

h said...

How did a story about what the Canucks did become yet another boring Anti-American rant?

Manuel said...

woah woah woah.....just read those comments......no need......true but still, no need.....