Thursday 16 July 2009

Rich But Still Ugly As Fuck


Jack Whittaker won $315 million jackpot on Christmas Day seven years ago.

He lost his granddaughter to drugs in 2004 , he settled with the parents of a teenage friend of his granddaughter's who died at his house from a drug overdose. His wife divorced him thieves stole $500,000 and now his daughter has been found dead in her flat.

He looks like a cunt anyway, gurn up lad. $315 million can bring on a lot of self inflicted misery such as letting yer 17 year-old granddaughter and her friends do drugs in yer hoose.

If ya don't want the money give it to me, dopey shites are still dopey shites even after becoming rich.


4 comments:

Gary Dobbs/Jack Martin said...

He he

The Mistress said...

$315 million would buy me a lifetime pass on The Old Knudsen Love Train Express.

Samantha Jayne said...

Ahhh that really sad :(

Romeo Morningwood said...

Why is it that the Government always gets all of their (OUR) money back? Welfare and Lottery cheques are recycled back into system and back into the coffers within days, sometimes hours.

Just once I'd like to see a normal f*cking person win a lottery, make a few realistic affordable upgrades to his life, and go on to enjoy a normal but debt-free life...isn't that the idea?

You can't live like a movie star..some movie stars make $25 Million per movie..so they basically "win" 3 lotteries a year!

Those of us who waste a few bucks on tickets and openly admit that we cannot fathom the concept of 1 in 14 million odds, will continue to support this rags to riches and back to rags cycle for these idiots....
which makes us just as glad that we don't win!