Wednesday 24 October 2012

Caveman Cock

 How many are looking at his caveman cock?

A team of scientists create a reconstruction of Neanderthal man from a 70,000 year-old skeleton.
Comparing the age of the teeth to the rest of the bones suggest that Neanderthal children grew up faster than modern day sprogs which meant by the age of 10 they were mature boring cunts. Previous research showed that most Neanderthals were ginger and with the cold climate they were pale skinned.


They haven't died out you know.

Early man was actually 5 minutes late but he was just happy to be included in the show and be handled by some blonde chick.

It shows you how insecure scientists are that they make him with such a small dick. The species that survives re-writes history it seems. "slap a goofy look on his face too."

Fuck I hate scientists with their big education and big words like, Homo erectus :::::sniggers:::::: and

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis              away an fuck!

If scientists were so smart they'd be thinkin smart shit like apples dropping instead of making caveman cocks on the telly. Ya know what? Old Knudsen was ready to accept that maybe we shared some common ancestry with monkeys..... but gingers? go fuck yerself ya college educated grunting peach gobbler.