Boy Toys Of America

So they had all the pedophile scandals in the Boy Scouts of America and then they name a TV show, 'Are you tougher than a boy scout?'

Run damn it! if he catches you he'll destroy yer back doors, the swallowing badge is one you can do without. 
For yer information Old Knudsen is tougher than a Boy Scout. Old Knudsen's fists are like anvils and he rings the dinner bell on those lad's heads. They were tough for 11 year-olds.