Tuesday 12 March 2013

Interview With A Flegger

A flegger is a sub-human species of creature found on the Loyalist estates of Northern Ireland. Fleggers have low intelligence and are not capable of logic or higher reasoning.
Ruled by emotion an adult flegger is developmentally equal to a 4 year-old human child. Anger issues, plagued by paranoia and xenophobia. They live in small tribes and if one of their own is injured or weak the others will kill and eat it. 
Capable of limited speech they are able to repeat words and phrases without understanding them and will babble strings of words otherwise.

Right now fleggers infest Northern Ireland and struggle to destroy Catholicism and gain power through intimidation. They would destroy the world just so they could rule over it's ashes.  

Old Knudsen did a social experiment .... in a pub with a flegger named Bazzer telling some popular jokes to gauge his reaction and depth of understanding. 

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... IT WAS DA CHICKEN'S RITE TO CROSS DA ROOD AS A FORM OF PROTAST IN SUPPORT OF DA FLEG OF ARE NATION AND ARE CULTURE ...NO SURRENDER!!!!!

My dog has no nose ... SINN FEIN/IRA STOLE DA NOSE TO STRIP UZ OF ARE BRITISH HERITAGE AND WHERE HELPED BUY DA TRAITORS OF DA ALLIANCE PARTY!!! FOR GOD AND ULSTER!!!!!

Knock knock... WHOSE DER? ... Police .... FUCKIN RUN IT'S DA PEELERS, DELETE YER FACEBOOK AN E-MAILS BEFORE THE FUCKERS GET IT....FUCK DA POPE... PSNIRA !!!!!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? ...  POLICE BRUTALITY, TELL AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL WER BEING ABUSED AN ARE SUB-HUMAN RIGHTS OUR BEEN TRODDEN UPON , POLITICAL OPPRESSION ... WE OUR DA PEOPLE!!!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? ... REPUBLICANS! THEY GET EVERYTHING AND ARE IN CONTROL OF THE PSNI OUT TO DESTROY ARE BRITISH CULTURE, JUS LIKE NAZI GERMANY .... GOD SAVE DA QUEEN!!!!

So, Bazzer lad, the College of Arms which is a branch of the Queen's Royal Household said it supports the limited flying of the Union flag at Belfast’s City Hall as flying it 365 days a year means that the designated days which includes the Queen’s birthday would lose their distinctiveness.  

Places like the United States fly their flag all the time, that isn't very British now is it? 

What I'm saying Bazzer, is that the Queen doesn't want you to fly her flag everyday, yer a Loyalist so what do ya say to that? 

THE QUEEN IS A FUCKING TAIG OUT TO ROB US OF ARE BRITISHNESS AND HERITAGE, WE WILL NOT LIE DOON AND TAKE THIS .... NO SURRENDER!!!!!