Old Knudsen has nothing against the English, even though 97% of them are cock heads. They think they are better than everyone else because ..... A hundred years ago they ruled most of the world? is that it? what about the two times the Americans had to save their arses from the Germans? Thats after having beaten the English twice themselves. No wonder they harbour so much resentment towards yanks.
The UK is a small nation that keeps shouting, "I used to be someone, I was important you know." Maybe Old Knudsen has issues about the Sassenachs, at being called 'Paddy' while serving in the King's army. I much preferred being called cannon fodder.
The reversing vehicle sounds to my ears like, "SEE HERE PADDY IRISHMAN BE GONE OR YOU'LL GET A JOLLY GOOD THRASHING AND MAYBE AN EVICTION" No wonder Old Knudsen goes over and starts a fight with the bus or van.
Another thing that annoys the fuck out of Old Knudsen are self check outs. I don't get paid to do yer jobs! Also it's got some plummy sounding English bint shouting in a polite but firm manner .... you know, the way you speak to foreigners. "PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBCARD" my wha? "DID YOU USE YOUR OWN BAGS?" thats getting a little personal "PLEASE INSERT CASH" .... At that point I do a runner, no one stops you when the alarm goes off anyway, the fat lazy security guard doesn't do speed walk chases.
You can't escape her, if you get into a lift/elevator, Otis says, "GOING DOWN" of course Old Knudsen has to say, "thats what yer Ma said last night" it's an OCD thing, much like farting in lifts too.
Ach I suppose it's good to know that Joanna Lumley is still getting work and has cornered the market on female computer voices.
"INSERT CARD WENCH THEN REMOVE THE UNEXPECTED ITEM FROM THE BAGGING AREA YOU LAZY BONED DOGGER!" ..... "GOOD LORD JUST CALL FOR ASSISTANCE YOU HALF WIT!"
