Thursday 16 May 2013

Phil Tucker

Always willing to help out a friend and so here is Phil, the shy sensitive type who wants a woman he can talk to ..... don't know why the fuck he wants to talk to her, thats his business. Never ask Phil too many questions, it's called plausible deniability incase the peelers ever came round with their tricky questions, holding yer head doon the toilet while using their night sticks on yer kidneys.

Phil lives alone in a cabin by the woods, the old Holden place where all those murders happened 25 years to the day. Many people told old man Holden not to build on top of an Indian graveyard but he wouldn't listen, aye he had subsidence trouble with his kitchen wall.

If yer interested in Phil then just discharge yerself from the hospital or rehab and give it a shot. A word of advice for the first date, make sure you tell Phil that people know where you are and who you are with. Try to get that in during the first 5 minutes ..... no special reason.