Sunday 22 December 2013

Christmas Wet Dreams

What has Santa got in store for you this year? A big fat man magically breaks into yer hoose and leaves presents ..... aye thats likely. More likely he'll steal yer jewelry, yer laptop, shit on the floor and finger yer panties ..... I know I would.

  It's an interesting story, I still don't know how a Greek saint ended up at the North pole looking all Caucasian and all .... like a white Jesus lol! people believe this shit too. 

Did Mr and Mrs Claus ever have children? I wonder if they only cum once a year too? Try to keep yer daughter off the pole ..... the North pole.

Christmas is a time for having to defend yer views against Brussel sprouts and drinking more than usual with people you'd never usually give the time of day to and smiling as you open the most useless presents known to man.

Think of this picture when you watch A Christmas Story .... he'll put yer eye out.  Let the nightmares begin.


Good things can cum in small packages ..... say men with small cocks but they would, wouldn't they?

It's nearly Christmas and Christmas is not sexy! These models are a lie and Santa is a fat socially awkward pedo with a drinking problem who parents force their kids to sit on ... you sick fucks!  Merry Christmas one and all. 


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