Saturday 20 December 2014

The CIA Let It Go

Tell us where Queen Elsa of Arendelle is or it's goodbye snowballs.

Kind CIA employees collected 26 bins of toys for the annual Toys for Tots Marine Corps Reserve campaign.
CIA Director John Brennan thanked everyone for their efforts, “The men and women in uniform represent the best of this country.” Hear hear! even if it is Marines.

Brennan's personal donation to the campaign was a stuffed Olaf doll from the movie Frozen. “I understand that this is very popular, but I don’t know what it is.”  

“But as a new grandfather, I am going to have to get used to these things.”

The CIA began Operation Santa Claus in 1968 and since 2000 they have worked with the Marines on the Toys for Tots Foundation.

You don't know who or what the fuck Olaf is and we trust you to keep America safe and torture for the good of the many. That is what is wrong with the CIA .... Clueless. 

Of course any tots with families who are suspect will have recording devices and trackers in the toys if I can remember the original mission briefing from 1968. Buzz Lightyear has become one of the most decorated CIA operatives ever.

The CIA program Tots for Toys was very big in the 80's when the Berlin wall came doon and people wanted rid of their surplus children.





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