Hillary Loves Big Cock

I love a bit of rough, I just grab em by the balls. 

Hillary was caught bragging to another woman about how she goes up to a man she likes and just grabs their balls. "I always have mints in case I have to tongue a boy toy.  I can't help but kiss attractive men and when you're famous like me they let you."

She defended her words by saying the old person she was 11 years ago is not the old person she is today and besides it was just girl talk. 

When it was suggested that she couldn't satisfy Bill so how could she satisfy America? She said, "I can satisfy America all day long, I'll totally fuck this place good an hard. My cunt is huge, Bill loves it, look at my hands, you know what they say ... am I right, am I right? ... gaping void, you don't touch the sides."   

She then went on to explain how great her sex life was and Bill only messed with the intern because she herself had given up cigars. Bill didn't like her dripping on them with her love juice anyways. No one likes soggy cigars that taste like minge.

Hillary has long expressed a respect for the troops .... except the failures that died, got wounded or got caught. She has visited many military bases and has watched Saving Private Ryan on the big screen and feels as if she has served. 

As a girl she tried joining NASA but failed because you don't need sandwiches in space. She tried then to join the police but failed the psych evaluation (too unstable) so she became a lawyer. 

She recently caused mild outrage when she suggested reopening the 22 year old case of Susan Smith. Smith murdered her two children by putting her car into a lake with the kids in the back and blamed it on black car jackers. 

Hillary has demanded we find some black men and put them in prison instead of white middle class Smith ... truth? evidence? proof? whatever. Hillary has even put out reward posters for two black young males wearing hoodies.

While Secretary of State she was famous for her wild stripper parties. She would often go into the changing rooms unannounced just to get an eyeful and no one could do anything about it. Her employees have said how she'll cup their balls or just start kissing them. She's the boss so whatever. If she sees a hunk on a plane or anywhere else he is fair game for Hillary. They should be grateful and flattered.

While Hillary has never had a son, when around those who have she's mentioned what great bodies they had and how she'd totally date the fuck out of them. There's nothing wrong with it, it's all a part of her charm. She loves children so much and made sure to kiss Chelsea everyday as she was growing up. She still loves to kiss her. 

I think she is the kind of role model the US needs..... oh wait, it was him that did this pervy shit.  Feel free to continue to make excuses for him or by ignoring it or by just saying, "put her in jail" it saves on the thinking.